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[creativelyevil]

Has anyone seen my bloody house elf?

I swear, good help is so fucking hard to find these days.

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[comedordamorte]

Pucey.

Still can't do shite all by your onesies?

[creativelyevil]

Piss off Zabini. At least I've got a house elf.

And I don't have a furry mantelpiece.

[comedordamorte]

Yes well, if you can't find the thing you're left in the same bloody boat I am, yeah?

That'll be changing soon enough..

[creativelyevil]

Fucking house elfs.

Eh? And how're you planning on accomplishing that?

[marsupevil]

Dunno, Pucey.

You've never been able to find your arsehole without any help before, don't know who was dumb enough to put you in charge of a fuckin' house elf.

[creativelyevil]

Ahh, Montague. Good to see that being a fucking child's plaything for that long hasn't addled your wits.

[deadstarleo]

Doesn't say much for you that your house elf up and leaves without notice, does it?

[creativelyevil]

Yes, well. He's back now. And I know why he left.

Apparently I sent him on an...errand...let's say.

I'll be more careful next time, to say the least.

[deadstarleo]

Still doesn't say much for you really.

[creativelyevil]

It says I'm a lazy bugger and I drink too sodding much.

Ahh, fuck it.

[theoriginof]

PMS?

[creativelyevil]

...

[theoriginof]

Haha .. I was right

[creativelyevil]

What the fuck is PMS, Davis?

[dreamdeceived]

What's it like, having a house elf?

[creativelyevil]

Bloody fantastic. I'm a lazy fucker.

[dreamdeceived]

You then, plus a little creature wanting only to serve. I can imagine it must be an ideal combination.