I believe this qualifies as "must-see TV," for Cramer and Stewart fans alike ( Read more... )

So, just to make sure I understand the current state of American politics: elected officials never pay their fuckin taxes. As someone who is currently figuring their tax liability for '08 to be, shall we say, on the high side, this perplexes me. I must be the only jackass in the country who accurately reports and pays any taxes.

Nancy Pelosi claims that "500 million Americans lose their job every month." I can envision the crack financial reporter that scoops this story ( Read more... )

No, Homer, no! Ix-nay! Ix-nay!

Hurley's dad reminds me of whoever plays La Pequeña Sarah Palin.

(Uh, that may be NSFW, for anyone who picks this up in the morning.)

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs2008/news/story?id=3847672

And we're the ones with the "rowdy fans" rep? GAH

So in the midst of my usual oh-shit-I'm-late-for-work Wawa breakfast routine (sausage, egg & cheese on an english muffin, 24oz coffee), I noticed that they were - as is always the case when I'm actually hungry - out of my usual breakfast sandwich. I went to grab for the bagel version, all set to take the (inevitably hard as a brick) top half off ( Read more... )

I'd been saying the whole week, "this is my Super Bowl," and the Eagles just delivered in every way imaginable. I don't even care if they make it to Tampa now, even facing the very real possibility that they will. The Eagles just took one of the most miserable seasons in history and made it one of the greatest ( Read more... )

Please, just stop what you're doing and go immediately.

(h/t The Awesome sarahdar)

Soldier dies after bar fight over Jimmy Buffet song

When I go, this is how it will probably happen.