Answers to How To Tell If You're An Idiot

[seldomawake]

Mark Vaughn of Autoweek asked Enthusiasts the following: Are you an idiot? He also helpfully provided a list of questions that would determine the answer. The more "yes's" you got, the more of an idiot you were.

In my case, it's easier to count the questions I didn't answer "yes" to. Puh-thetic

Comments

[coleoptera]

I think you may have said it best, Hammad. You're not an idiot, but well, you probably just are pathetic :)

[hatsuma]

You did not answer yes to:

7) you are too cool for that.
2) you know what they are called.

[seldomawake]

You, sir, have won a taco :)

[seldomawake]

I should mention: I don't call them "Driving Lights" because, as you say, I know what they're freakin' called. However, if someone was to mention "driving lights," I would know what they're talking about.

So I gave that one a Yes*. The star means, "kinda."

Anyhow, the other one I don't do is write to magazines. I have, however, been known to post to blogs :)

[hatsuma]

sweet! A taco!

For the record, I only answer yes to one. I do own a car with fog lamps. However, I only turn them on when there actually is fog, which probably counteracts any stupidity gained by having them.

[anonymous]

I didn't answer yes to any of those, Hammad.

[tinaea]

Oh, I wrote that.

[seldomawake]

Which makes you not an idiot :)