Uninvited Criticisms, Part 1

[seealexwrite]

Or, Why Kurt Hummel Is a Terrifying Human Being on Black Friday, and Blaine Anderson is Insane For Loving Him Anyway.

For everyone who wanted a sequel to Unsolicited Advice, and for strangeangelsxx, who wanted to know what Blaine would think of Kurt’s more divalicious side.

If you’ve never read UA before, no need to go find it, here’s what you need

Comments

[sinkwriter]

This is hilarious. And somehow I believe every bit of it about Kurt and Black Friday. I would pay to see Chris Colfer act this stuff out in scenes. He would DESTROY people. *GRIN*

[fara1903]

Oh, even I am scared of Kurt on Black Friday!

[20thcenturyvole]

Okay, just, this:

Kurt glanced back at Blaine, who was watching helplessly as Brittany and Tina argued about whether human puppies would enjoy-or be poisoned by-the chocolate. Unnoticed by him, Becky was sizing him up for a collar from behind.

This was the moment I fell in love. That is so freakishly in-character for all of them in general and Brittany and Becky in particular that the scene plays in technicolor every time I read it. This fic is genius.

[maggie33]

Unnoticed by him, Becky was sizing him up for a collar from behind.

LMAO That fic is brilliant. Can't wait for more.

[be_a_rebel]

He watched Blaine practically drag a bemused Tina down the corridor. “I’m cheating on my boyfriend with my volatile temper,” he remarked dryly. “I think I’m going to relationship hell for this one.”

Oh my God. Almost choked myself laughing. You are my hero. Always.