Narrative poem: Haikus Illegal in Several States

[thenewbuzwuzz]

Title: Haikus Illegal in Several States
Author: thenewbuzwuzz
Setting: Something Blue
Rating: rated R for language, smut-adjacent crack, and illegal activities
Word Count: around 500.

Notes:
I've wanted to write this concept since 2016.
It's a Hidden Gems Secret Santa gift for stuffnonsense, who asked for a series of interconnected haiku

Comments

[passion4spike]

ROFL! i love this! You totally had me laughing in here! And, yes, so many laws to break, so little time!

[thenewbuzwuzz]

Yay! \o/ Good to hear.

"so little time!"
hahaha, right? Gotta catch them all :D ...if you're a soulless vampire with an identity crisis, that is.

[slaymesoftly]

Loved it!!!! And all that research! Wow!
I'll wait till tomorrow to post the links on DW and EF. since more seem to be still coming in.

[thenewbuzwuzz]

Yay!! Thank you :))

The amount of research was calculated to stop short of the point where I'd find out how much of that is urban legends or wild exaggerations. ;)

About posting the links tomorrow, sensible plan, but please check which ones I've already posted, before you do that. I went ahead and did a few already.

[slaymesoftly]

Yeah, I see that you've posted about most of them on EF. I'll take a look at DW and see what's missing there.

[stuffnonsense]

I am in awe. This is the best secret santa I have ever had in ever. The dildos! Mr Gordo and polygamy! Mix worship with curses! It's comedy and poetry all mixed together in the best thing I could ever have hoped for from this. Thank you SO MUCH for taking my request and fulfilling it amazingly well.

[thenewbuzwuzz]

Yay! I'm happy you like it. :)) Thank YOU for such a wide open prompt that let me camp out in my comfort zone and just have fun. \o/

[spindlekitten]

Wow. This is just amazing! Very entertaining and totally what Spike would do.

[thenewbuzwuzz]

Wheee! Glad you enjoyed! :)

[teragramm]

This was great fun!

[thenewbuzwuzz]

Yay! Thank you!