Tabula Not Rasa

[moscow_watcher]

Title: Tabula Not Rasa
Author:moscow_watcher
Genre: comedy, crack!fic
Rating: R (Characters talk about sex. A lot)
Summary: Post-Tabula Rasa. Xander hasn't stepped on the memory-wiping crystal, so Willow had to find another way to restore their memories. All their memories.
Disclaimer: They belong to Joss - but he said I could play with them.
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Comments

[shapinglight]

That was great, Moscow. Enjoyed it enormously.

[moscow_watcher]

Thank you! Writing it was enormous fun!

[vira273]

Спасибо. Очень весело. Даже не знаю, что порадовало больше, что у спаффиков всё время что-то было или как Дон заложила Джосса.))
IrinaVi

[moscow_watcher]

Привет! Очень рада, что тебе понравилось. Я и не знала, что у тебя есть ЖЖ-аккаунт. Я тебя зафрендила - не возражаешь?
Дон заложила Джосса
Ну ты же знаешь этих мелких - они так и норовят подложить свинью! :)))

[vira273]

Конечно не против. Наоборот очень рада.)) Я тебя не так давно тоже зафрендила, но из-за своего слегка ошалелого состояния забыла отметиться, что это я.))

[vira273]

P.S. Загляни ко мне в последний пост на дайри, там в комментариях манипка очень забавная.

[petzipellepingo]

Bleeding wankers," Spike groused. "There is nothing wrong with sex. Why did they get their knickers in a twist? A properly shagged Slayer is a more fit and effective Slayer."

"Spike - one more word and I will stake you! And you, Giles - I realize you had been doing it for my own good all those times, but..."

:: dies ::

"His name was William Pratt...Spike visibly cringed. "Bloody hell! I can't believe there's a dimension where another me hadn't got rid of that poncy name..Buffy smiled wistfully. "He was so sweet. A poet who had been put into the mental clinic because he believed that vampires were real. We escaped from the clinic together, hid in an empty house and William held me in his arms all night. I think it was the best night of my life. It was true heaven. But in the morning they found us and sent back to our separate cells."

:: dies all over::

[moscow_watcher]

Heeee! I'm so glad I made you laugh! *smoochies*

[gillo]

Evil. In the best possible way. Lovely stuff!

[moscow_watcher]

Evil. In the best possible way.

Heee! Thank you! Poor Buffy and Spike have to deal with my evil schemes! :)

[jamalov29]

This is made of win.:D

So many lines had me laughing so delightfully - I particularly enjoyed these :
"You, Spike, were meant to die soon after your arrival to Sunnydale. But when you met Buffy, and you two began fighting and snarking, the Powers That Be took notice. They started watching you. They started encouraging you..."

"Perverts," Xander grumbled. "But who they are, those Powers That Bitch?"

Terrific story !
:bows to your talent:

[moscow_watcher]

*curtseys*

I'm happy I made you laugh. Vive les Spuffy! :)