Why can't God just forgive Lucifer for his jealousy and attempt at a power play? Not trying to rip Fets off here, but jealousy is a natural emotion. God has all the marbles and gets to play the game his way, or he gets to storm off the playground, taking all his marbles with him. Of course others are going to want a small piece of that. Cause to be angry? Yes. Cause to never ever be forgiven? Kind of overreacting, don't you think?
It's not that GOD doesn't have a plan it's just that he's not really as powerful as we'd like to think. Just because you can build a car doesn't mean you know how to drive it.
I think if there's a GOD who created everything, he's fucking clueless and stupid. Maybe even a little ugly on the side (to quote FZ). Probably created the universe from like a heathkit or something.
Way more powerfull than you or I but by no means omniscient omnipresent or omnipotent. Maybe an omnivore though. I can't tell.
Oh yeah and uh... Satan guided you through the latter half of your argument. Because he can.
and what about dinosaurs?? No mention of them in the bible...what day were they created on...hmmm???7 days my ass...and dont say one of Gods days can be longer...horseshit...
What Movie?? Bonus points if you finish the speech!jeremylp21December 20 2005, 20:32:18 UTC
I will also take this time to use my fav speech from a movie
"God? Let tell you something about God. He's a prankster. Think of it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then, I swear to you -- for his own amusement -- his own private, cosmic gag reel -- he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste.Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the other he's laughing his sick fucking ass off! He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never. "
I will now proceed to pack for Hell just in case...
Re: What Movie?? Bonus points if you finish the speech!churlishDecember 20 2005, 20:49:52 UTC
Better to rain in hell than serve in Heaven...is that it? - Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. WHY? Because I never rejected him, inspite of all his imperfections...I'M A FAMINEN! I'm a humanist...I rest my case.
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or he gets to storm off the playground, taking all his marbles with him. Of course others are going to want a small piece of that. Cause to be angry? Yes. Cause to never ever be forgiven? Kind of overreacting,
don't you think?
Love it!
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I think if there's a GOD who created everything, he's fucking clueless and stupid. Maybe even a little ugly on the side (to quote FZ). Probably created the universe from like a heathkit or something.
Way more powerfull than you or I but by no means omniscient omnipresent or omnipotent. Maybe an omnivore though. I can't tell.
Oh yeah and uh... Satan guided you through the latter half of your argument. Because he can.
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"God? Let tell you something about God. He's a prankster. Think of it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then, I swear to you -- for his own amusement -- his own private, cosmic gag reel -- he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste.Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the other he's laughing his sick fucking ass off! He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never. "
I will now proceed to pack for Hell just in case...
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