Title: Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Sir, Am A Professional)
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~5,000
Summary: AU with hooker!Patrick and stalkery music exec Pete (the stalkery part is not AU)
Notes: Originally inspired by this request in anon_lovefest (which is my new favorite thing on LJ). But then, ( Read more... )

Title: I slept with Pete Wentz, and all I got was some girly underwear
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6,000
Summary: College AU in which Patrick joins a fraternity for the killer bands and gets more than he bargained for in the form of Pete Wentz.
Notes: Written for megyal's Crossdressing FestletDisclaimer. Not mine. Not ( Read more... )

This is a little bit of comment fic that I'm reposting to my journal...

Title: Get It While You CanFandom: Bandom ( Read more... )

Title: Probably they're against all the odds,
but hey, anything could happen Fandoms: CSI New York/Law and Order (also really bandom ( Read more... )

The lovely linaerys is hosting a Porn Paragraph-a-thon on her LJ. Lots of great prompts up for grabs. I wrote--yes, I know you're going to be shocked!--some Pete/Patrick porn.

Title: Get It While You CanFandom: Bandom ( Read more... )

Title: Invasion of the Patrick Snatcher
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG
Word count: 1000
Summary: When Patrick starts acting unlike himself, Pete jumps to conclusions.
Notes: Written for the picfor1000 challenge. Set in some mythical Fall Out Boy past before there were wives and babies. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody ( Read more... )

Title: Super Patrick
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Prompt: crimefighting
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1130
Summary: Patrick is super! Pete is a necessary distraction!
Notes: Full version of my entry for Porn Battle VII. Inspired by a comment swanswan left in my LJ.
Disclaimer: Lies! All lies!

( Hi, I'm Rick Stansfield for Channel 7 News, coming to you live from midtown, where an armed robbery was apparently thwarted this morning by, of all things, a singing crime fighter... )

I'm reposting this entry for the Porn Battle to my LJ for organizational purposes. If I find the time, I'd like to expand on this, because, you know, porn stars! *g*

Title: Fluff
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Prompt: sex toy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Porn stars!
Notes: For Porn Battle VII.
Disclaimer: Lies! All lies!

( Pete grins evilly. There's nothing he loves more than a new fluffer to terrorize. This one turns out to be a baby-faced strawberry blond with dark-framed glasses, a trucker cap, and big, innocent blue eyes... )

I always have the best time with this challenge.

Fluff
Pete/Patrick
758 words
NC-17

Adult entertainment star Pete Wentz is known for three things:

1. He's the tiniest, most emo top in the business.

2. He'll do absolutely anything on film. Except kiss.

3. He's sometimes a little too good at getting his co-stars off.

Title: Makeup stains my pillowcase
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After Pete and Patrick tape this, Pete gets ideas. These ideas involve wearing a skirt.
Word count: ~5,000
Disclaimer: All too sadly fictional.

Author's note: What can I say? Sometimes you just got to put Pete Wentz in a leather mini skirt. *g*

( Pete is leaning against the doorframe, hip cocked, a pose that Patrick guesses is meant to be seductive, in a 1970s-movie-about-hookers kind of way. Pete's outfit is in much the same spirit. He's wearing a leather skirt so short it's a little alarming, all the more so since Patrick is pretty sure Pete doesn't have any underwear on under there.... )