Make love to my mind

[scottwoods]

I am dissapointed in my audience after last night's show.
Not one comment on LJ anywhere on my debilitating rant on the poet who dared to use the phrase "make love to my mind" which fired up a Kramer impression, a mic stand dildo and a treatise on the finer points of cliche?

For shame, Columbus.

Comments

[brags2bitches]

"But, I decided I needed to insert a line to call out a humorous subject that kept being referred to during the evening."

This was in my journal today.

Just because you subject us to this insanity does not mean the rest of the world should have to suffer too.

::smirk::

[scottwoods]

Oh really? Well guess what: next time it's all making love to minds all the time, big mouth.

[brags2bitches]

Writer's Block: Makes Love to your Mind...ALL THE TIME!

[radioactiveart]

Someone dared to use that line in your presence?? AFTER the article at GP??

Wow. Even if they'd ever read it, you'd think OSMOSIS would have kicked in.

[scottwoods]

You'd THINK. lol

[chaptal]

I was paralyzed by the mic stand dildo and could not bring myself to get the camera out.

[scottwoods]

Come on, man! I'm counting on that camera! You got the hip-hop/craps cypher!

[abiegale]

Was there felating of the mic stand???

I miss out on so much when I choose sleep over art.

Sends

[nerak_g]

slurping noises

in the direction of Columbus

Re: Sends

[scottwoods]

Ooooooo...

brown chicken
brown cow

sounds like

[multimediagrl]

a bad piece at the erotica showcase. I can only imagine the retaliation. :P

Re: sounds like

[scottwoods]

lol.
In all fairness, the kid was 18 and didn't know. So I bought him a beer and called it a teachable moment.