R.E.D.

[scottishwillow]

Title:- R.E.D.
Summary:- The team need some help
Characters:- Ianto, Jack
Rating:- G
Words:- 100

A/N:- Written for tw100's challenge #334 - Red.

Thanks to wikipedia for the inspiration.

Disclaimer:- TW belongs to RTD, the BBC and others, not me sadly.

Comments

[m_findlow]

Lol, nice one - we currently estimate your waiting ime to invade earth will be 3 days, 7 hours and 48 minutes....

[jo02]

Oh, I think that hurt my brain a little just reading it through :)

[badly_knitted]

LOL! Clever! I hope it works for them, Ianto does like things to be nicely organised.

"Next!"

"We're here to invade your planet."

"Sorry, you're in the wrong queue. That one over there is for invasion attempts, but I'll warn you now, if you don't have the right paperwork snd identification, plus a valid licence, you'll just keep getting bumped to tne end of the queue."

[timelordshines]

Lol, brilliant :-)