Sep 26, 2010 16:15
Hello?
I guess it's a good thing I know a little bit about Lost Technology...otherwise I might not have figured out how to work this thing! But it's on audio, so hopefully someone out there's able to hear me now.
[He laughs sheepishly. Forges aren't really that complicated, but he seems to be claiming otherwise.]
So, could someone give a poor guy a hand? Just a little information would be nice...even a name. I know this isn't Gunsmoke. I've been to all the cities a time or two. [Or twenty.] I'm pretty sure I would've remembered this one.
Or maybe you could tell me why I almost got punched by one guy for being 'too tall' and by some old granny for being 'too thin'. It's not like I can help my metabolism, you know? I'm just a growing boy!
Hey, I'll even tell you my name first. It's--
[He takes a deep breath.]
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andres Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser
[A pause.]
The Third.
See? Now we're friends. So...about that help? C'mon, at least tell me where I can get something to eat around here. I'm starving.
yachiru kusajishi,
!vash the stampede,
jason todd