He also bashes bricks together while crooning

[scooterbird]

I have, in the course of my duties and as a private citizen, met several of my legislators, at the county, state, and national levels, and found that the vast majority of them are neither knights in shining armor nor foul spawn of hell, but normal people, for the most part, with strengths and weaknesses that correspond with the average guy you

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[kouaidou]

Ow, my brain!

I can't even finish reading that transcript. Stevens's moon-logic makes my frontal lobe shrivel up in fear.

Can you send me an internet today, Steve?

[scooterbird]

[hcuz]

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday.

...That is the most amazing sentence I've read/heard since Bush's "rumors on the Internets".

What is the best way to represent speechlessness online?

[bfudlmint]

"... ... , ..... ....."

[shonuff3589]

Seriously... how the hell do people like that get elected? Wait, how the hell do people like that graduate high school?

[dop4]

I just have to remember that Alaska has half as many people as Dallas, then I look at the corrupt idiots on the Dallas City Council, and say to myself, "Yes, I understand how Ted Stevens could get there."