[drabble] So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

[dreamweavernyx]

Title: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx)

Pairing: Minimal (but still kind of there if you kind of squint) Spock/Uhura, Scotty/Enterprise, Chekov/Russia, Sulu/plants, maybe some McCoy/sanity

Genre: Crack, bordering on idiocy

Summary: Kirk likes to immerse himself in the world of science fiction (and blur the lines of reality

Comments

[bokunostation]

OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN-

*kills chris pine*

[bokunostation]

Spock, on the other hand, has learned to take the logical solution to this, and avoids Kirk for at least three hours after he comes out of the Enterprise’s library.

because spock doesn't want to get contaminated by fake intelligence

"...I’m a doctor, dammit, Jim, not some sort of therapist.”

Bones can say this all night and i don't even mind ohmygod ;w;

lmao scotty~ i just read his dialogue with that scotty accent i haz no regrets hurrhurr~

[bokunostation]

I'm laughing at every movement kirk made that damaged his crew's brain bit by bit ohmygod ajkhlfk i just- is it bad that i'm picturing the young star trek casts instead of the original ones for this

because... IMAGINE CHRIS STUPIDLY FINING HIS PINENUT SELF. i cannot.

EVERYONE, GET TO SAFETY FOR KIRK HAS DONE SOME STUDYING lmao

that "OH.MY.GOD" dialogue is too much for my humor :))

[bokunostation]

KEPTIN

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU, CHEKOV. I'M DONE WITH YOU.

K E P T I N

CHEKOV AND HIS RUSSIAN CONFUSION

CHEKOV AND HIS GRUNGE ROCK MUSIC

CHEKOV

CHEKOV

help me.

[dreamweavernyx]

OMG. SHIKI. ILY.

; o ;

I ACTUALLY WROTE THIS WITH REBOOT CAST IN MIND THOUGH i'm not a tos girl sigh

I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT?? 8D?? i wrote this like soon after i watched STID and i couldn't stop imagining chris pine as zaphod beeblebrox so this weird thing happened |DD

if you like trekfic i actually wrote a couple more |D one's on here and one's on ao3 but they're not as crack as this lmao

[bokunostation]

holy shet omg i just realized i wrote HATE

NO, IT WAS WRONG

I MEAN I LOVE LOVVVVEEEEE HOW UHURA MADE BONES SHUT UP

OHMYGOD NYOTA lol i'm so drunk when i typed that comment

i love uhura. i like nyota. /forever guilty orz

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[dreamweavernyx]

HAHA i did wonder whether the 'hate' was intentional xDD

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