This doesn't really exist

Feb 17, 2011 23:15

Someone uploaded an entire spectacle on Mewtube.

Someone was very proud of her work.

just for fun, seriously it's just for fun

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miss_dreavus February 18 2011, 04:18:43 UTC
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[fapfapfap]

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whitedeviljack February 18 2011, 18:55:14 UTC
[CONFLICTED FEELINGS.]

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berri_flavored February 18 2011, 21:43:24 UTC
[Thank you very much for the view count. I am truly happy to have given you something for your viewing pleasure.]

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whitedeviljack February 18 2011, 04:21:52 UTC
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

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berri_flavored February 18 2011, 21:42:32 UTC
[But Raiden look.

Look at the views it's getting.]

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majorcrotchgrab February 18 2011, 04:25:58 UTC
[Fapfapfap]

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whitedeviljack February 18 2011, 18:55:24 UTC
[YEAH YOU WOULD.]

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berri_flavored February 18 2011, 21:44:29 UTC
[Words of appreciation from one of her stellars actors. You made video gold, embrace it.]

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musthatefrogs February 18 2011, 04:45:08 UTC
[The lashes swayed lazily as the eye of the connected "machine" twitched and focused. It was an amalgamation of bone and wire pulsing to the living heat of tender flesh. Around him, the room was a sweltering womb, stuffy with the low growls and stench of the guttural breaths of many, many busy demons satisfying their tastes for the debauchery of exhibitionist mortals.

How Volgin, tired old Volgin, had access to the mortal internet was merely by chance: What he swallowed simmered painfully in his gut. He was still picking barbs from between his teeth. His tongue felt raw.

The price he paid for thirty minutes.

But, for all of his discomforts for a peek into the mortal world for merely the date, what he found instead drew his hands to his loins. Now he had been determined to make every second of his exchange count.

And so, his activity was no different from those around him. When in Rome, they say...]

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musthatefrogs February 18 2011, 04:59:27 UTC
[...

Although caught up in the rapture of his hand to the rhythm of the suggestive activities of his favorite kind of men, it suddenly occurred to Volgin that Raikov was fucking around with another man.

(Not too surprising, bu-)

No, this was still unacceptable! Adorning another man! With affections meant for him!

Infernal Computer-Eye-Gunk burned his fist like acid. The malaise of lust was penetrated by the mad reaction of this peculiar(ly large) mortal caught between his rage for infidelity and his pain for his hand becoming a swollen balloon of pus-y welts enough that he found himself taking off back to the Intake Nexus, running exactly like the place he was trapped in.

Raikov was going to be receiving an earful when he got back. If he got back. His hand better not be resembling the glove of some cartoon character by then.]

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You are so beautiful. whitedeviljack February 18 2011, 18:57:13 UTC
[I am. Going to die. A million ways.]

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I love you berri_flavored February 18 2011, 21:44:57 UTC
[lol whoops sorry]

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badasscopters February 18 2011, 18:13:16 UTC
[Oh.

... Oh.

... Mmmmmm.]

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whitedeviljack February 18 2011, 18:55:46 UTC
[GOOSE. NO. AWKWARD O' CLOCK FOREVER.]

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badasscopters February 18 2011, 21:44:57 UTC
[B-But Raiden, Goose loves cute blonds.

It's cute blond o' clock forever.]

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majorcrotchgrab February 19 2011, 05:02:51 UTC

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