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[pikminsalad]

The end of days is approaching us. That's right. Every day, we see our tainted city fall further and further into a black pitch. But do not be afraid, my comrades. Yes, we must feed the Gods spilled blood. Through blood, we will all be saved in final judgment. Salvation will come to us all, if we just appease to the ivory lords. Now, who yearns to

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[leadthemalong]

P.S. This is Olimar in a few years.

[hawkhearsyou]

[pikminsalad]

Ah...

I sense one yearning to lend themselves forth to bring the end of days. Come, the gods will thank you for your death.

[hawkhearsyou]

End of days? I'm not planning to die.

[pitticus]

You're crazy. Go home. Get some sleep.

[pikminsalad]

Crazy? Do you think I'm crazy Hahahahahhh... Oh, my dear boy, that is where you're wrong. I come to you bearing the truth. The end is nigh, and we must come together bring forth sacrifice.

I can not go home, not now, and we will all eventually sleep in eternal darkness.

[pedaltothemetal]

Why'd you push me down the stairs?

[pikminsalad]

Oh, are you still alive? You should have ran away while you still had the chance. Of course, those who run away always die in the end anyway.

[skyhighballoons]

...W-what on earth are you talking about?