Comments | sayvandalay: Why I shop alone.

sayvandalay

Why I shop alone.

Dec 06, 2009 14:29

I was in the bread aisle. A married couple was debating whether or not to buy hamburger rolls. She decided that they should grab a pack, "just in case."

Him: Ok where are they?
Her: Right in front of you.
Him: ........... (He's looking directly at the rolls.)
Her: Right at your eye level.
Him: Where? (He also makes a sound not unlike Scooby ( Read more... )

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tronochick December 6 2009, 21:03:19 UTC

haha awesome.

hippie_mamabear December 7 2009, 04:09:35 UTC

Love this moment.

sayvandalay December 7 2009, 13:07:58 UTC

It was seriously hilarious because she said this all with a total straight face and with no anger in her voice. She was very patient. There was no eyerolling. It was like he was a puppy.

hippie_mamabear December 7 2009, 18:35:36 UTC

That's the funniest part. The way she was completely resigned to the fact that he was 100% oblivious and that there was no real hope for it ever changing.

melissa_maples December 7 2009, 15:40:02 UTC

This is pretty much exactly E with the refrigerator.

"Where's the milk?"
"It's at the very front of the top shelf."
"Top... front..."
"The top shelf, in the very front, the big white container with milk in it. Right in the middle of the top shelf. You can't miss it."
"Middle... front..."
"See it? Right there in the front, right in front of you."
"I think we're out of milk."
"No, I just bought milk today, it's right in front of you! If it were a rattlesnake you'd be dead already."

Seriously.