Dear Frederick Bailey ( Read more... )

Dear analog alarm clockYou will have noticed (assuming you possess the amount of animus I ascribe to you) that I have been carrying you about in my pocket of late and, in odd moments that possibly remind bystanders of Mary Poppins, yanking you out to check time as I hurry from one place to the next. You will have noticed how my eyes shift from ( Read more... )

Dear Samuel Johnson ( Read more... )

Dear users of MP3 players ( Read more... )

Dear Glistering SuncoreIt's Raining here. The Clouds are Gray and Impenetrable. The World feels like it Hates its life ( Read more... )

Dear SeymourAll I want to say is, I hope you found it. I wouldn't have known to say it when I saw you, but that's all I want to say ( Read more... )

Dear Albert Camus ( Read more... )

Dear Last Rotoscope Artist on the Face of the Earth ( Read more... )

Dear 214.6 Million,

The plan is simple, right? World Jump Day: You, along with the (hopefully) 385.4 million others who will sign up between now and 20 July 2006 will converge on the Western Hemisphere and jump at precisely 11:39:13 GMT. Before that instant, the dirty, wounded earth will be racheting through the 198.59th degree in its orbit ( Read more... )

Dear Mallory Jasper ( Read more... )