Fic: Rest and Recreation

[satanassa]

Title: Rest and Recreation

Word Count: 1041

Characters: Torchwood team, a Star Wars character

Disclaimer: This is written purely for the enjoyment of Torchwood fans. No money is being made.

Theme: Crack, humour

Warning: Strong mocking of certain BBC writers

Summary: At the end of the audio novel 'In the Shadows' Jack gives Gwen a holiday-for-two

Comments

[ella_caramella]

Roach T Dickhead's 'Cauldron of Excrement'

Doctor Boo episode 'Rear-end of Time'

LOLOLOL!!! XD

I must say I think Jack doesn't deserve anything better than Jar Jar. Or Gwen. He'll make such the perfect couple with either of them.

[satanassa]

Or even a threesome?! I once read a Jar-Jar/Obi Wan smutfic in a badfic competion. It was wonderful!

[doctorinchains]

Doctor Boo! *snerk*

[milady_dragon]

Hahaha!!!

Oh my, thank you for that laugh! I needed that!

[moonfirefic]

Fun story.

I now have this weird picture in my head of Jack, Gwen and Jar-Jar stuck in an elevator, leaving the hotel bar.

Gwen bitching about the shitty service at the hotel and turning on the big eyes as she grabs Jack's arm, Jar-Jar freaksin' out-sa and flailing his arms all over the place, and Jack desperately trying to phone the Doctor to get him out of there.

Meanwhile the Doctor is pushing ignore on his phone and clinking his banana smoothie glass against Ianto's coffee mug, asking "Where to now Mister Jones?"

[ceindreadh]

bwahhaaa!!!!