"Mrewp sounds like a cat falling into a pond." -Pat ( Read more... )

The joke for today: ( Can you get married in Heaven? )

It's been awhile, so there are a few more than usual...

"I did what?! Shut the f*** up, no I didn't... I did? Fuck." -Gus

"Hmm. I know somebody who wanted those tickets. Just can't remember who. Maybe a cookie will help me remember." -Dave.

Don: *Is drowning in my own ego.*
There! See? See what you've done?! And how do you get ego off clothes? ( Read more... )

Here are some funnies snatched from my good friend Matt.

( Attorney Snip-Its. )

First, a good joke. ( ...Priceless. )

It's time for another update of Weird Quotes from my glorious and weird friends! Here we are ( Read more... )

It's an update of good quotes! (I've lost too many ( Read more... )

First, I give you your funnies. Cut, of course. Hope these bring a smile to your face.
( The amusingness. )

So much made me laugh. I think I'm going to start carrying around a notebook to record these events. *grin* Anywho, here are your week's funnies ( Read more... )

Alec: Jeez, Sara...why do always have to go around kicking people ( Read more... )