Antichristmas

[fueschgast]

I posted this in a another comm before, but no one seemed interested. Maybe it was too cracktastic and blasphemous for them. But, OMG, here I am so right! \o

Comments

[fringelement]

Shouldn't Antichristmas be on May 2nd?

I mean, Samuel is the reason for the...uh...anti-season.

[fueschgast]

Of course it's May 2nd. Do you ask because I posted this now or because I mentioned April?

[fringelement]

...both, I think.

Also, I completely agree with red and yellow. :D

[fueschgast]

I posted this now because I had the idea when i thought about Christmas. When Jesus has his own holiday Demon Jesus should too. And April because organizing Secret Santa takes a couple of weeks, so everyone can get their gift done until May 2nd.

[angelikitten]

I offered to do mp3s of the carols I wrote, but they would be rubbish, cos (a) I can't sing, and (b) my mic broke and I have to use my phone instead. But if you still want them...

[fueschgast]

If it's still possible to make out a melody, I'd like to hear them. And you can be proud of you nonexisting singing skills - something you have in common with Sam and Dean! ^^

[maryaminx]

I have a really shitty recorder but I'd be willing to record some of the carols...

[curtainpull]

HOMG, you should do it! I'd be happy to sing them, but my voice posts are all used up till Janurary. (Also, I probably sound better in my head.)

[fueschgast]

Yes, please. Shitty is okay as long I can make out the melody.

[motherlyclucker]

Our antichristmas tree should be a cd stand! It's completely different than a tree since it was a)never alive, b) not tree shaped and c) We could fill it with all the mullet rock that our Unholy Consort loves!

[fueschgast]

Hee, yeah, a CD stand! Although CDs are blasphemy for our Unholy Consort. But it's Sam's holiday, so.
So what do we decorate with? Baubles or CDs or something else? Maybe the tapes from cassettes?

[motherlyclucker]

Maybe we could take the string or whatever they have in cassettes from those that the Unholy Consort hates, and just throw them over the cd stand! It could so totally work!

[hollywood_r_bin]

Interesting idea. I actually saw a christmas tree that was made of CDs once at the Hard Rock Hotel in Pattaya, Thailand.

I was thinking maybe we can have a star at the top too, a nice decorative upside down pentagram, and maybe little demon figurines instead of angels on it too.

Oh and ofcourse mistletoe, you can't miss that out. Make it so that the people underneath it have to commit carnal sin or they'd be force to eat poisonous mistletoe :D