Demon Jesus 100: CLAIM YER PROMPT HERE
UPDATE: Here is where you can find the master list of finished fics and arts and things -- just in case anyone is having difficulty.
Edit: Am now implementing the threatened forward-dating plan. Given the ongoing nature of the prompt-claiming for this 'thon, in a couple days I'm for the time being going to stick this post to the top of the comm page. My plan is thwarted. I suppose it makes sense you can't date out of order in journals that aren't, y'know, yours. Oops. Oh well, that link on the profile shall remain, and I'll put this in the memories as well.
Edit the second: We're past the 9th. Thus anyone who has posted their submission to the community can claim a second prompt. And having posted their second submission can claim a third and so on.
All right, lovelies, the prompts are collected, and our list is enormous, blasphemous and beautiful. Here's what to do now:
1) Scope the list below and find a prompt that calls to you. Comment with the prompt you would like to claim (including the number, for my sanity's sake, for there are many). If you don't mind people doubling up on the prompt with you, please include that in the comment as well. I'll comment back to confirm, and then I'll update the claims on the prompt list itself (making special note of the ones that are shareable), though it's also a good idea to check the most recent comments in case I'm behind (if I haven't responded yet, I haven't had a chance to update the list).
1)(b) Only one prompt at a time, but claims can be made right up until the end of the 'thon. After December 9th (to give everyone a fair chance to lay their claim), if you finish and post your submission, you can come back and claim another, and repeat the cycle again as many times as you are so inspired.
2) Once you've got your prompt, go forth and use it to inspire your inner Demon Jesus to fanwork. Anything goes. Fic, icons, vids, drawings, manips, other graphics... Crack, serious works, and anything in between. I've heard people suggest bad!manips, and those are definitely welcome, too. If it comes from your prompt, it's fair game.
2)(a) If you're submitting fic, it should be 100 words or more. No upper limit, you write that novel if you want to. If submitting anything else, I can't think of a single thing (besides the rules for using a cut) that oughta hold you.
3) Posting: Finished submissions should be posted straight to the community (or to your journal with a post here including a link we can follow). Cross-posting is allowed from the get-go, wherever you so choose, especially if you take the opportunity to pimp out the DJ100 'Thon in the process, because the more delicious blasphemy the better.
3)(b) Posting format: The subject line of your post should start with Demon Jesus 100 or DJ 100 , but can include whatever other information you want. Your post should also include, at minimum, Title, Author/Artist/Etc., Rating, and any applicable Pairings (but you can include whatever further information you please). The suggested header is:
Title:
Author/Artist/Vidder/etc.: (<--y'know, whichever applies)
Rating:
Pairings/Characters: (<--if applicable)
Category: (<--in other words: fic/art/vid/icons/etc.)
3)(c) Posting with Cuts: The comm's usual rules for using a cut (or fake cut) apply, because even crack shouldn't break friends pages. The rules are that all fic/long posts and spoilers should go behind a cut. Icon posts, and graphics more than 200 pixels wide/tall should also be cut, but samples and thumbnails above the cut are fine. Anything Not-Work-Safe should also go behind a cut, with appropriate warning (which should go without saying, but I say it anyway).
4) Dates & Deadlines: You can start posting submissions pretty much the instant I confirm your claim. The 'thon ends on January 6th, 2008 (which is Epiphany on the Church calendar, by the way, and thanks go to my mother for that information). At that time I'll round up all submissions into one big, beautiful, consolidated post of celebratory doom. Otherwise known as the Demon Jesus 100 Master List. I'll link to this sucker from the profile page, for all to love and despair.
5) This Fanworks-athon will hopefully inspire a beautiful windfall of arts and fics and etc. for us to enjoy, BUT! I just want to take this moment to assure that the 'thon should by no means discourage anyone from submitting other things to the community in the meantime. All the usual crack, fic, angst, icons, blasphemy, etc.? Oh, keep them coming. (I'll continue with the Wednesday Fic Lists, and will probably include 'thon stories on the lists, in case anyone was wondering).
6) And did I mention? The Demon Jesus Bonus Points? For pimping? I'm just sayin'.
The Prompts List of Doomy Goodness
1) Revelation 13 (CLICK for full text) liath
2) "Trial by Fire"
3) Sam gets a halo. Hilarity ensues. wingwyrm (shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
4) "For now we see through a glass, darkly." (Bible, 1 Corinthians xiii. 12.) zillah975 (shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
5) Sam adopts a dog on his next birthday. He calls it Dog. (Good Omens crossover, bonus points of Aziraphale or Crowley make an appearance. Super super bonus points and my undying love if Agnes Nutter does.) lacesforalady, paraserpiente (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
6) Fanvid to "The Clairvoyant" by Iron Maiden (Song here on Youtube)
7) Sam argues with his demonic minions over the exact catechism of his new religion. heartfelt_angel
8) Moving icon saying something along the lines of "Cower in fear, for the Antichrist awakes" then that clip of Sam waking up with the spoon in his mouth. chal (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
9) Sam and/or Dean manifest attributes of the first or second beast from Revelation 13: Dean grows a pair of lambs horns, or Sam is suddenly able to speak in languages he never learned. (Click here for the text of Revelation 13)
10) Dean never came to Stanford and Sam graduated with honors, married Jess, became a lawyer and eventually a politician; "forty and two months" after he was elected President of the United States, Dean pays him a visit. _orangeday (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
11) Sam and Dean post a video on YouTube, warning of the impending apocalypse and some basic things folks can do to protect themselves (salt, holy water, devil's trap, etc); this perceived gag achieves a sort of cult celebrity and is shared around the world, ultimately saving a few lives (folks who followed their advice as a joke or on a whim) and prompting some of the survivors to go looking for the Winchesters. digitalized_ (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
12) Crucifixion (symbolic or otherwise), communion (bread and wine or something altogether darker), or extreme unction (or a similar cleansing sacrament) as foreplay/sexplay, or performed after sex.
13) Sam and/or Dean manifest stigmata. mass_hipgnosis (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
14) Ruby possesses Dean (to protect him from his deal, because she thinks it's funny; her motivation is entirely up to you) and refuses to vacate the premises unless/until Sam embraces his destiny as the Boy King. bluegemeyes (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
15) Dean is known as the King's Dog, always at his side, watching over him as they walk together or sitting at the foot of his throne; at night, Sam brings Dean to the bed they share, and fastens him to the headboard by means of a chain and collar. gretazreta
16) After Dean's deal comes due, Sam opens a hellmouth and leaves it open as long as it takes for Dean to find his way out.
17) Sam is unexpectedly able to stop the crossroads demon from collecting Dean's soul because her hellhounds are more interested in obeying / adoring / getting belly-rubs from Sam than her. shadowc44, moonfairyhime (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
18) Sam is just a figurehead, the leader everybody thinks they're working for but nobody ever sees; Dean is the real power.
19) "When the World Ends" - Dave Matthews Band, Everyday ( CLICK for lyrics)
20) "Raining Blood" - Tori Amos, Strange Little Girls ( CLICK for lyrics)
21) "Body and Soul" - Tori Amos, American Doll Posse ( CLICK for lyrics)
22) Anything using Greek myths - Persephone going into Hades realm, the twelve labours of Herclues (Dean)! -- caimenae (shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
23) Sam embraces his destiny. Dean needs some extra convincing. Too bad he retreats to a monastery before Sam can win him over. Wackiness ensues.
24) When Sam finally steps up and takes charge, it's with Dean at his side. Bobby disapproves of the changes.
25) Dean is a priest. Sam doesn't have the issues with holy ground that he probably should, and he wants what's his. caelumi (shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
26) Dean is a priest. Sam is evil, and when he shows up for Confession one Sunday, Dean doesn't see it coming. jelloh0530 (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
27) Pastor Jim's old parish is the perfect place for Sam to settle in and start spreading his word. And Dean makes such a pretty altar boy.
28) Rosary porn and/or rosary bondage. Because there can never be enough. purestvixen
29) The best part about being the Boy King of Hell is the throne. It's an awesome throne. (Plenty of room for Sam AND his beloved consort). smallcaps (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
30) (Un)holy communion. Wine goblet, wafers, kneel-bar and all. Because Dean is so pretty on his knees, and the image of evil!Sam administering Communion is goddamn hot. fringelement (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
31) The psychic powers are pretty cool once he gets the hang of them. The physical manifestations, on the other hand (i.e. wings, horns, glowing eyes, claws, tail, what-have-you-ever) are a little more annoying. blincolin (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
32) Two Words: Altar Sex sadelyrate (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
33) Holy water isn't deadly to Sam. It just stings a bit. Wackiness and/or existential crises ensue.
34) Sam learns Ruby's plan is for him to gradually let go of who he is/has always has been, in order to prepare him to do what he needs to in order to rule Hell. He's doing increasingly more disturbing things, that upset Dean, but Sam doesn't care, because in the end it's going to save Dean. So what if he has to destroy the whole world to save Dean. It'll be worth it, right? And Ruby's telling him the whole truth about what will happen if he gradually lets go of his conscience, right? gembat (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
35) Sam commits suicide (or tries, but it doesn't quite work). He ends up in Hell, half-dead, half-alive, confronting Lucifer, who is of course the one who holds Dean's contract. While arguing with Lucy, Sam gets mad enough to just embrace his powers and tests them out. He kills Lucifer and has to take his place. Now Dean has to find a way to go to Hell to be at Sam's side, 'cause living humans can't survive in Hell, and he knows he's the only one who can keep Sam from going completely evil, and insane.
36) After the events of the latest episode (to vague things up for spoilerphobes) Sam finds it easier and easier to get rid of various obstacles in their way. and Dean tries to find a way to stop him before Sam completely gives in to his Destiny, which Dean doesn't want to believe in.
37) "Yeah, he did! And when he was three, the Anti-Christ ate an entire box of Lucky Charms, and guess who got to clean up the mess? You'd think it would have turned him off them for life, but --"
"Dean, shut up!"
When the words alone don't work, Sam has to resort to using The Voice. Everyone in Hell and on Earth is afraid of him, except for his big brother, who gets off on telling stories about The Unholy One when he was just a wee little thing.
Every day Sam considers various ways of torturing and/or killing Dean, but his Consort keeps finding some way to get back on Sam's good side. Why yes, this one would definitely be Wincest!
38) Outside POV -- the Sammessiah and his Consort bowtrunckle (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
39) The end of the big battle, and Heaven's won. Whose side is Dean on? tigriswolf
40) A demon possesses Dean and tells Sam, "Don't you know who I am? I am your daughter."
41) You know how some people keep spritz bottles of water around to mist their cats with in order to discipline them? What if Dean kept a spritzer of holy water for those times when Sam, in his Demonic Ascension, forgets where he came from? Or maybe Dean's just being a big baby because now Sam can whup his ass without even lifting a finger. Or maybe Dean just likes to start something so that Sam will finish it.
I was thinking of crack porn fic with this, but now the idea of art is tickling me... The visual of Dean brandishing a tiny perfume bottle at Sam, who's all 'oh really? bring it, bitch!' is rather darling. cruel_illusion (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
42) Dean's time ran out and he went to hell, but since he's the brother of the Boy King (read 'bait') he becomes pretty popular and comfortable in hell.
Sam finds a way into hell to rescue Dean but when he finds his brother Dean seduces/tricks Sam (equivalent of the pomegranate seeds) so that he is stuck in hell too. Or is he? His unnatural powers allow him to escape hell, only to be snapped back into it six months later because of his connection to Dean.
In hell Dean is still living life to it's fullest and wants Sammy to join in the fun, but Sam is still being a reluctant Anti-christ and his conscience and duty make him keep trying to get earth-side to do some good.
Sam as a reluctant Persephone visiting ng Dean as a hungry Lucifer for six months at a time.
43) We learn in Houses of the Holy that Sam prays every day. Now that he knows his destiny, does he still pray? And if he does, who does he pray to? maryaminx (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
44) "Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky"
(Imagine, John Lennon) afrocurl
45) The Winchester Nativity. (I really, really want to see Bobby manipped as a wise man. HOMG yes.)
46) Sam is the Antichrist, right? It's something you're born with, in the genes. And Dean shares 50% of those genes… tigriswolf
47) "In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God." tigriswolf
48) Immaculate conception. Say no more.
49) Obviously Dean is going to be Sammesiah's beloved consort. But what if he's not the only one? Oh man I can think of so many ways this one could go. Jealous Dean FTW!
50) Revelation 13: (16) And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. (17) And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. (18) Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
51) Telekinetic bondage with the beloved consort. rivers_bend (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
52) Hail Mary, full of grace…
Since apparently we're going to have to wait to get more on what exactly was going on with Mary, start the speculative ficcage and/or blasphemous rewritings of Ave Maria. Or something in that vein.
53) Demon Jesus vs. Raptor Jesus
bonus points for incredibly bad manips, of course. ifyouweremine
54) Pope hat.
Seriously, I don't care what it is, just as long as we get Sam and the Pope in the same room. Bonus points for Sam declaring someone we know and love as his Anti-Pope.
55) Sistine Chapel v. 666
ART TIME. Azazel as God, run with the rest in whatever direction you'd like. Bad manips and actual art equally appreciated. winchesterxgirl
56) Touchdown Jesus!
It can come in whatever form you'd prefer...as long as it's got Touchdown Jesus (CLICK) in it. Not the Notre Dame one - Big Butter Jesus. If you're on Facebook, check out the gallery of the 'I have seen Giant Jesus on I-75' group for inspiration.
57) Sam Winchester Superstar
Yeah. That's what I said. Get with the lyrics rewrites, wacky manips, and/or whatever that phrase brings to mind. sophie_448 (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
58) …come the Rapture, we'll be chillin with the Winchesters. The Rapture comes, people get sucked into the sky (or don't), and wacky Tribulation hijinks ensue.
59) HUNTED (again, only more so)
Someone gets word out to the hunter community that Sam is the Antichrist, and this time, they believe it. wanttobeatree (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
60) Mass Media
Sam infiltrates a megachurch and/or televangelist network and starts subtly converting folk to the ways of Demon Jesus.
61) save Armageddon for the drama queens
Demon Jesus leads the world to Apocalypse, and after (seven) years of ruling over the Earth and generally rocking the whole Tribulation thing (CLICK), it's up to Dean to convince him that a one-way ticket to Israel is a bad idea. ending A) Sam doesn't go, Armageddon doesn't happen, the big triumphant millenium gets postponed, all of God's children are really confused. ending B) Sam goes. and WINS.
62) Hail Lucifer
Everywhere the Winchesters go, they keep running into overdramatic teenage Satanists. Sam tries to convince them that he's not actually the Antichrist, but the new powers he keeps manifesting get in the way. makishef (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
63) Masters
Meg (or rather, the demon formerly known as Meg) comes back to get in on the Demon Jesus action. bloodquartz
64) within the last twelve months have you ever
While at Stanford, Sam tries to donate blood. Cue general confusion as to its demonic properties.
65) I'm Your Man, by Leonard Cohen (Click for lyrics) liath
66) Hallelujah, by Leonard Cohen (Click for lyrics) diva5256 (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
67) If It Be Your Will, by Leonard Cohen (Click for lyrics) lexalot (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
68) Sam was Azazel's favourite not because of his training, but rather because Sam shares his… fascination… concerning the members of the species Capra aegagrus. longhairedlady
69) Sam gets burned every time he touches Dean.
70) The boys test Sam's 'evilness'. And have sex. And then do more tests.
71) "Sam Winchester Is The Antichrist: The Proof" by Gordon J. Walker.
The 'J.' is there because it looks better on the spine. longhairedlady (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
72) The Big Poobah Bela was going to sell the rabbit's foot to? A time-tripping Demon!Sam from the future.
73) The boys will never have to worry about roads not being cleared of snow: Sam's so hot said stuff flees before him. So does ice cream. Which is why Dean never takes Sam to an ice cream parlour.
74) Things To Do: a checklist by Sam.
75) "Your Brother May Be the Spawn of Satan If…"
For more fun, make it two lists written by Dean back when they were kids and now-ish…
76) Sam reads Faustus and realizes that if Dean's the main character, then Sam's the Devil.
77) Sam's busy with Antichrist business. Dean is horny and reminds Sam hourly of his brotherly love duties. Sam's annoyance rises as Dean's impatience. Solution? Demon gang bang.
That'll learn him. smallcaps
78) The Unholy Consort Dean may be, but he remains eternally rebellious. Endearing as Sam finds his brother's hyjinx on occasion, sometimes Dean needs reining in. This usually involves a collar and leash and Dean glaring at him a lot.
79) Papa Winchester is the father of the Antichrist, right? What's his response to that? What about his response to that whole Beloved Unholy Consort thing? smallcaps (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
80) In the style of the Christian fish, some kind of sign Sam's followers use to recognise each other. (With or without his knowledge?) sadelyrate (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
81) Dean denied Sam three times. lissa_ann (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
82) They build Sam's throne in Golgotha, among the bones. tigriswolf (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
83) Sam is a carpenter! …an EVIL carpenter. dreamlittleyo (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
84) Forty days in the desert Las Vegas, being tempted by the devil Dean an evil fucking bastard. interpol15 (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
85) All the poor clown wants to do is worship the Unholy Saviour, and this is how you react?
86) VID: Burn, by Nine Inch Nails. DemonJesusSammy scenes, and plenty of opportunity for Dean's pyromaniac scenes. Seriously! Check out a sample of the lyrics ( Click here for sample!).
87) Dean is Sam's consort right? So, since Dean is just so pretty, Sam has to keep the other jealous demons hands off of him. So Sam comes up with a bunch of wacky things, so that his minions stop getting hot for Dean's body. SUPERUBERJEALOUS!Sam. And there should be a smex scene. Funfunfun!
88) Okay, so Sam and the Yellow-Eyed-Demon have been having a cosmic battle over Dean's soul in several dimensions, spanning over several decades. How does this work, you ask? Well, Dean reincarnates. The way to win the game is for one of them to get Dean to fall in love with them, and sleep with them. But in every other stage of the game, Dean dies before they can finish the game. But this time is different...And Sam and the YED(whose name you can choose, just something for Dean to call him), actually REALLY love Dean. And the reason why they're fighting over his soul, is because whoever wins gets to be the new Demon Jesus. It can be in whatever setting you want, a high-school, a fire-house, and Dean can be a hunter or not, it's up to you!
(Note: I've tried my darnedest not to miss anything, but I am inherently fallible. If you see a prompt missing/mis-typed, let me know. I'll remedy it quick-like-ninja. Likewise, if you see I've marked you off as claiming the wrong prompt or have screwed up the shareable/nonshareable designation, please respond to my comment to let me know and I'll fix it.)
Edit: Am now implementing the threatened forward-dating plan. Given the ongoing nature of the prompt-claiming for this 'thon, in a couple days I'm for the time being going to stick this post to the top of the comm page. My plan is thwarted. I suppose it makes sense you can't date out of order in journals that aren't, y'know, yours. Oops. Oh well, that link on the profile shall remain, and I'll put this in the memories as well.
Edit the second: We're past the 9th. Thus anyone who has posted their submission to the community can claim a second prompt. And having posted their second submission can claim a third and so on.
All right, lovelies, the prompts are collected, and our list is enormous, blasphemous and beautiful. Here's what to do now:
1) Scope the list below and find a prompt that calls to you. Comment with the prompt you would like to claim (including the number, for my sanity's sake, for there are many). If you don't mind people doubling up on the prompt with you, please include that in the comment as well. I'll comment back to confirm, and then I'll update the claims on the prompt list itself (making special note of the ones that are shareable), though it's also a good idea to check the most recent comments in case I'm behind (if I haven't responded yet, I haven't had a chance to update the list).
1)(b) Only one prompt at a time, but claims can be made right up until the end of the 'thon. After December 9th (to give everyone a fair chance to lay their claim), if you finish and post your submission, you can come back and claim another, and repeat the cycle again as many times as you are so inspired.
2) Once you've got your prompt, go forth and use it to inspire your inner Demon Jesus to fanwork. Anything goes. Fic, icons, vids, drawings, manips, other graphics... Crack, serious works, and anything in between. I've heard people suggest bad!manips, and those are definitely welcome, too. If it comes from your prompt, it's fair game.
2)(a) If you're submitting fic, it should be 100 words or more. No upper limit, you write that novel if you want to. If submitting anything else, I can't think of a single thing (besides the rules for using a cut) that oughta hold you.
3) Posting: Finished submissions should be posted straight to the community (or to your journal with a post here including a link we can follow). Cross-posting is allowed from the get-go, wherever you so choose, especially if you take the opportunity to pimp out the DJ100 'Thon in the process, because the more delicious blasphemy the better.
3)(b) Posting format: The subject line of your post should start with Demon Jesus 100 or DJ 100 , but can include whatever other information you want. Your post should also include, at minimum, Title, Author/Artist/Etc., Rating, and any applicable Pairings (but you can include whatever further information you please). The suggested header is:
Title:
Author/Artist/Vidder/etc.: (<--y'know, whichever applies)
Rating:
Pairings/Characters: (<--if applicable)
Category: (<--in other words: fic/art/vid/icons/etc.)
3)(c) Posting with Cuts: The comm's usual rules for using a cut (or fake cut) apply, because even crack shouldn't break friends pages. The rules are that all fic/long posts and spoilers should go behind a cut. Icon posts, and graphics more than 200 pixels wide/tall should also be cut, but samples and thumbnails above the cut are fine. Anything Not-Work-Safe should also go behind a cut, with appropriate warning (which should go without saying, but I say it anyway).
4) Dates & Deadlines: You can start posting submissions pretty much the instant I confirm your claim. The 'thon ends on January 6th, 2008 (which is Epiphany on the Church calendar, by the way, and thanks go to my mother for that information). At that time I'll round up all submissions into one big, beautiful, consolidated post of celebratory doom. Otherwise known as the Demon Jesus 100 Master List. I'll link to this sucker from the profile page, for all to love and despair.
5) This Fanworks-athon will hopefully inspire a beautiful windfall of arts and fics and etc. for us to enjoy, BUT! I just want to take this moment to assure that the 'thon should by no means discourage anyone from submitting other things to the community in the meantime. All the usual crack, fic, angst, icons, blasphemy, etc.? Oh, keep them coming. (I'll continue with the Wednesday Fic Lists, and will probably include 'thon stories on the lists, in case anyone was wondering).
6) And did I mention? The Demon Jesus Bonus Points? For pimping? I'm just sayin'.
The Prompts List of Doomy Goodness
1) Revelation 13 (CLICK for full text) liath
2) "Trial by Fire"
3) Sam gets a halo. Hilarity ensues. wingwyrm (shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
4) "For now we see through a glass, darkly." (Bible, 1 Corinthians xiii. 12.) zillah975 (shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
5) Sam adopts a dog on his next birthday. He calls it Dog. (Good Omens crossover, bonus points of Aziraphale or Crowley make an appearance. Super super bonus points and my undying love if Agnes Nutter does.) lacesforalady, paraserpiente (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
6) Fanvid to "The Clairvoyant" by Iron Maiden (Song here on Youtube)
7) Sam argues with his demonic minions over the exact catechism of his new religion. heartfelt_angel
8) Moving icon saying something along the lines of "Cower in fear, for the Antichrist awakes" then that clip of Sam waking up with the spoon in his mouth. chal (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
9) Sam and/or Dean manifest attributes of the first or second beast from Revelation 13: Dean grows a pair of lambs horns, or Sam is suddenly able to speak in languages he never learned. (Click here for the text of Revelation 13)
10) Dean never came to Stanford and Sam graduated with honors, married Jess, became a lawyer and eventually a politician; "forty and two months" after he was elected President of the United States, Dean pays him a visit. _orangeday (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
11) Sam and Dean post a video on YouTube, warning of the impending apocalypse and some basic things folks can do to protect themselves (salt, holy water, devil's trap, etc); this perceived gag achieves a sort of cult celebrity and is shared around the world, ultimately saving a few lives (folks who followed their advice as a joke or on a whim) and prompting some of the survivors to go looking for the Winchesters. digitalized_ (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
12) Crucifixion (symbolic or otherwise), communion (bread and wine or something altogether darker), or extreme unction (or a similar cleansing sacrament) as foreplay/sexplay, or performed after sex.
13) Sam and/or Dean manifest stigmata. mass_hipgnosis (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
14) Ruby possesses Dean (to protect him from his deal, because she thinks it's funny; her motivation is entirely up to you) and refuses to vacate the premises unless/until Sam embraces his destiny as the Boy King. bluegemeyes (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
15) Dean is known as the King's Dog, always at his side, watching over him as they walk together or sitting at the foot of his throne; at night, Sam brings Dean to the bed they share, and fastens him to the headboard by means of a chain and collar. gretazreta
16) After Dean's deal comes due, Sam opens a hellmouth and leaves it open as long as it takes for Dean to find his way out.
17) Sam is unexpectedly able to stop the crossroads demon from collecting Dean's soul because her hellhounds are more interested in obeying / adoring / getting belly-rubs from Sam than her. shadowc44, moonfairyhime (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
18) Sam is just a figurehead, the leader everybody thinks they're working for but nobody ever sees; Dean is the real power.
19) "When the World Ends" - Dave Matthews Band, Everyday ( CLICK for lyrics)
20) "Raining Blood" - Tori Amos, Strange Little Girls ( CLICK for lyrics)
21) "Body and Soul" - Tori Amos, American Doll Posse ( CLICK for lyrics)
22) Anything using Greek myths - Persephone going into Hades realm, the twelve labours of Herclues (Dean)! -- caimenae (shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
23) Sam embraces his destiny. Dean needs some extra convincing. Too bad he retreats to a monastery before Sam can win him over. Wackiness ensues.
24) When Sam finally steps up and takes charge, it's with Dean at his side. Bobby disapproves of the changes.
25) Dean is a priest. Sam doesn't have the issues with holy ground that he probably should, and he wants what's his. caelumi (shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
26) Dean is a priest. Sam is evil, and when he shows up for Confession one Sunday, Dean doesn't see it coming. jelloh0530 (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
27) Pastor Jim's old parish is the perfect place for Sam to settle in and start spreading his word. And Dean makes such a pretty altar boy.
28) Rosary porn and/or rosary bondage. Because there can never be enough. purestvixen
29) The best part about being the Boy King of Hell is the throne. It's an awesome throne. (Plenty of room for Sam AND his beloved consort). smallcaps (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
30) (Un)holy communion. Wine goblet, wafers, kneel-bar and all. Because Dean is so pretty on his knees, and the image of evil!Sam administering Communion is goddamn hot. fringelement (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
31) The psychic powers are pretty cool once he gets the hang of them. The physical manifestations, on the other hand (i.e. wings, horns, glowing eyes, claws, tail, what-have-you-ever) are a little more annoying. blincolin (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
32) Two Words: Altar Sex sadelyrate (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
33) Holy water isn't deadly to Sam. It just stings a bit. Wackiness and/or existential crises ensue.
34) Sam learns Ruby's plan is for him to gradually let go of who he is/has always has been, in order to prepare him to do what he needs to in order to rule Hell. He's doing increasingly more disturbing things, that upset Dean, but Sam doesn't care, because in the end it's going to save Dean. So what if he has to destroy the whole world to save Dean. It'll be worth it, right? And Ruby's telling him the whole truth about what will happen if he gradually lets go of his conscience, right? gembat (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
35) Sam commits suicide (or tries, but it doesn't quite work). He ends up in Hell, half-dead, half-alive, confronting Lucifer, who is of course the one who holds Dean's contract. While arguing with Lucy, Sam gets mad enough to just embrace his powers and tests them out. He kills Lucifer and has to take his place. Now Dean has to find a way to go to Hell to be at Sam's side, 'cause living humans can't survive in Hell, and he knows he's the only one who can keep Sam from going completely evil, and insane.
36) After the events of the latest episode (to vague things up for spoilerphobes) Sam finds it easier and easier to get rid of various obstacles in their way. and Dean tries to find a way to stop him before Sam completely gives in to his Destiny, which Dean doesn't want to believe in.
37) "Yeah, he did! And when he was three, the Anti-Christ ate an entire box of Lucky Charms, and guess who got to clean up the mess? You'd think it would have turned him off them for life, but --"
"Dean, shut up!"
When the words alone don't work, Sam has to resort to using The Voice. Everyone in Hell and on Earth is afraid of him, except for his big brother, who gets off on telling stories about The Unholy One when he was just a wee little thing.
Every day Sam considers various ways of torturing and/or killing Dean, but his Consort keeps finding some way to get back on Sam's good side. Why yes, this one would definitely be Wincest!
38) Outside POV -- the Sammessiah and his Consort bowtrunckle (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
39) The end of the big battle, and Heaven's won. Whose side is Dean on? tigriswolf
40) A demon possesses Dean and tells Sam, "Don't you know who I am? I am your daughter."
41) You know how some people keep spritz bottles of water around to mist their cats with in order to discipline them? What if Dean kept a spritzer of holy water for those times when Sam, in his Demonic Ascension, forgets where he came from? Or maybe Dean's just being a big baby because now Sam can whup his ass without even lifting a finger. Or maybe Dean just likes to start something so that Sam will finish it.
I was thinking of crack porn fic with this, but now the idea of art is tickling me... The visual of Dean brandishing a tiny perfume bottle at Sam, who's all 'oh really? bring it, bitch!' is rather darling. cruel_illusion (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
42) Dean's time ran out and he went to hell, but since he's the brother of the Boy King (read 'bait') he becomes pretty popular and comfortable in hell.
Sam finds a way into hell to rescue Dean but when he finds his brother Dean seduces/tricks Sam (equivalent of the pomegranate seeds) so that he is stuck in hell too. Or is he? His unnatural powers allow him to escape hell, only to be snapped back into it six months later because of his connection to Dean.
In hell Dean is still living life to it's fullest and wants Sammy to join in the fun, but Sam is still being a reluctant Anti-christ and his conscience and duty make him keep trying to get earth-side to do some good.
Sam as a reluctant Persephone visiting ng Dean as a hungry Lucifer for six months at a time.
43) We learn in Houses of the Holy that Sam prays every day. Now that he knows his destiny, does he still pray? And if he does, who does he pray to? maryaminx (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
44) "Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky"
(Imagine, John Lennon) afrocurl
45) The Winchester Nativity. (I really, really want to see Bobby manipped as a wise man. HOMG yes.)
46) Sam is the Antichrist, right? It's something you're born with, in the genes. And Dean shares 50% of those genes… tigriswolf
47) "In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God." tigriswolf
48) Immaculate conception. Say no more.
49) Obviously Dean is going to be Sammesiah's beloved consort. But what if he's not the only one? Oh man I can think of so many ways this one could go. Jealous Dean FTW!
50) Revelation 13: (16) And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. (17) And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. (18) Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
51) Telekinetic bondage with the beloved consort. rivers_bend (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
52) Hail Mary, full of grace…
Since apparently we're going to have to wait to get more on what exactly was going on with Mary, start the speculative ficcage and/or blasphemous rewritings of Ave Maria. Or something in that vein.
53) Demon Jesus vs. Raptor Jesus
bonus points for incredibly bad manips, of course. ifyouweremine
54) Pope hat.
Seriously, I don't care what it is, just as long as we get Sam and the Pope in the same room. Bonus points for Sam declaring someone we know and love as his Anti-Pope.
55) Sistine Chapel v. 666
ART TIME. Azazel as God, run with the rest in whatever direction you'd like. Bad manips and actual art equally appreciated. winchesterxgirl
56) Touchdown Jesus!
It can come in whatever form you'd prefer...as long as it's got Touchdown Jesus (CLICK) in it. Not the Notre Dame one - Big Butter Jesus. If you're on Facebook, check out the gallery of the 'I have seen Giant Jesus on I-75' group for inspiration.
57) Sam Winchester Superstar
Yeah. That's what I said. Get with the lyrics rewrites, wacky manips, and/or whatever that phrase brings to mind. sophie_448 (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
58) …come the Rapture, we'll be chillin with the Winchesters. The Rapture comes, people get sucked into the sky (or don't), and wacky Tribulation hijinks ensue.
59) HUNTED (again, only more so)
Someone gets word out to the hunter community that Sam is the Antichrist, and this time, they believe it. wanttobeatree (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
60) Mass Media
Sam infiltrates a megachurch and/or televangelist network and starts subtly converting folk to the ways of Demon Jesus.
61) save Armageddon for the drama queens
Demon Jesus leads the world to Apocalypse, and after (seven) years of ruling over the Earth and generally rocking the whole Tribulation thing (CLICK), it's up to Dean to convince him that a one-way ticket to Israel is a bad idea. ending A) Sam doesn't go, Armageddon doesn't happen, the big triumphant millenium gets postponed, all of God's children are really confused. ending B) Sam goes. and WINS.
62) Hail Lucifer
Everywhere the Winchesters go, they keep running into overdramatic teenage Satanists. Sam tries to convince them that he's not actually the Antichrist, but the new powers he keeps manifesting get in the way. makishef (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
63) Masters
Meg (or rather, the demon formerly known as Meg) comes back to get in on the Demon Jesus action. bloodquartz
64) within the last twelve months have you ever
While at Stanford, Sam tries to donate blood. Cue general confusion as to its demonic properties.
65) I'm Your Man, by Leonard Cohen (Click for lyrics) liath
66) Hallelujah, by Leonard Cohen (Click for lyrics) diva5256 (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
67) If It Be Your Will, by Leonard Cohen (Click for lyrics) lexalot (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
68) Sam was Azazel's favourite not because of his training, but rather because Sam shares his… fascination… concerning the members of the species Capra aegagrus. longhairedlady
69) Sam gets burned every time he touches Dean.
70) The boys test Sam's 'evilness'. And have sex. And then do more tests.
71) "Sam Winchester Is The Antichrist: The Proof" by Gordon J. Walker.
The 'J.' is there because it looks better on the spine. longhairedlady (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
72) The Big Poobah Bela was going to sell the rabbit's foot to? A time-tripping Demon!Sam from the future.
73) The boys will never have to worry about roads not being cleared of snow: Sam's so hot said stuff flees before him. So does ice cream. Which is why Dean never takes Sam to an ice cream parlour.
74) Things To Do: a checklist by Sam.
75) "Your Brother May Be the Spawn of Satan If…"
For more fun, make it two lists written by Dean back when they were kids and now-ish…
76) Sam reads Faustus and realizes that if Dean's the main character, then Sam's the Devil.
77) Sam's busy with Antichrist business. Dean is horny and reminds Sam hourly of his brotherly love duties. Sam's annoyance rises as Dean's impatience. Solution? Demon gang bang.
That'll learn him. smallcaps
78) The Unholy Consort Dean may be, but he remains eternally rebellious. Endearing as Sam finds his brother's hyjinx on occasion, sometimes Dean needs reining in. This usually involves a collar and leash and Dean glaring at him a lot.
79) Papa Winchester is the father of the Antichrist, right? What's his response to that? What about his response to that whole Beloved Unholy Consort thing? smallcaps (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
80) In the style of the Christian fish, some kind of sign Sam's followers use to recognise each other. (With or without his knowledge?) sadelyrate (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
81) Dean denied Sam three times. lissa_ann (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
82) They build Sam's throne in Golgotha, among the bones. tigriswolf (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
83) Sam is a carpenter! …an EVIL carpenter. dreamlittleyo (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
84) Forty days in the desert Las Vegas, being tempted by the devil Dean an evil fucking bastard. interpol15 (Shareable: can still be claimed in spite of the strikethrough)
85) All the poor clown wants to do is worship the Unholy Saviour, and this is how you react?
86) VID: Burn, by Nine Inch Nails. DemonJesusSammy scenes, and plenty of opportunity for Dean's pyromaniac scenes. Seriously! Check out a sample of the lyrics ( Click here for sample!).
87) Dean is Sam's consort right? So, since Dean is just so pretty, Sam has to keep the other jealous demons hands off of him. So Sam comes up with a bunch of wacky things, so that his minions stop getting hot for Dean's body. SUPERUBERJEALOUS!Sam. And there should be a smex scene. Funfunfun!
88) Okay, so Sam and the Yellow-Eyed-Demon have been having a cosmic battle over Dean's soul in several dimensions, spanning over several decades. How does this work, you ask? Well, Dean reincarnates. The way to win the game is for one of them to get Dean to fall in love with them, and sleep with them. But in every other stage of the game, Dean dies before they can finish the game. But this time is different...And Sam and the YED(whose name you can choose, just something for Dean to call him), actually REALLY love Dean. And the reason why they're fighting over his soul, is because whoever wins gets to be the new Demon Jesus. It can be in whatever setting you want, a high-school, a fire-house, and Dean can be a hunter or not, it's up to you!
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