Haikus. Because Crack is Delicious

[dreamlittleyo]

This? Has nothing to do with the Prompt-Collecting and 'Thon post below. It is, in fact, total crack. And I don't even know why, except that I'm going to get bonus points in Constitutional Law for writing a haiku on solid waste management, and it put me in the mood for silly abuse of 5-7-5 meter.

So here. Have some Demon Jesus haikus.

Comments

[thehighwaywoman]

*sporfle* WIN.

(and darn right, Sammessiah keeps a careful watch out for his Consort)

[dreamlittleyo]

Sammessiah keeps a careful watch out for his Consort
Damn straight he does! Dean is troublesome, though. There might need to be a collar and leash involved. *gets ideas*

[dreamlittleyo]

hee, thank you! *takes a bow*

[dreamlittleyo]

Aww, thanks, doll! *rocks out*

[gretazreta]

The Mother of Crack
Brings gifts to all followers:
Demonic haikus

[dreamlittleyo]

Haaahaha! Awesome! (And demonic haikus for the win!)

ETA: P.S. can I update my post to include your haiku? With all proper credit, of course.

[gretazreta]

Dude, of course you can!! No credit necessary, thanks for asking.

[dreamlittleyo]

Faithful believers
Know Sammessiah's One Truth
And proclaim with crack

[fromyourashes]

Oh, rotf, lol.

[dreamlittleyo]

*snickers happily into hand*