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A young boy walks into the Nexus. He blinks in surprise. "Where...am I?" He asks. Then he sees the sign. "I was going to England." He sits down on a rock, pushing the sword almost as big as he is to the side. "Um, I have a sort of embarrassing question. If I can ask anything, I mean. It's about my...thing." He gestures at his crotch. "It's supposed to grow large, out of nothing, but I'm afraid it never will. Is that normal?"