BYOB (Bring Your Own Brainbleach)

[typeo_support]

This is what I get for poking around on scans_daily in the wee hours.

Comments

[vicioussweetie]

"...is it a bad sign that I want some of those doughnuts now?"

[typeo_support]

Hey, what happens in the donut shop stays in the donut shop. I wonder if they print safewords on their receipts.

[vicioussweetie]

"No wonder cops spend so much time there."

[typeo_support]

They've gotta do something with all those tazers and handcuffs.

[god_of_the_gun]

((my inner fanboy is crying... the iron man colors weren't bad enough, they had to give him robot arms???

excuse me while I go and invent entirely new obscenities to cover this... *storms off*))

[typeo_support]

((Well, that's what you get in a costume designed and built by Tony Stark.

I'm not kidding.

I wish I were kidding.))

[god_of_the_gun]

((head, meet keyboard... you'll be good friends, I'm sure))

[typeo_support]

((I'm tempted to do an indie low-budget horror film about Qwertyface, the internet troll who saw such awful, terrible things online that he was compelled to go out and kill people.

...holy crap, that's actually kind of a good idea. I HAD IT FIRST!))

[alexa_parker]

...you know, if that's supposed to be Spider-Man... that outfit totally sucks. It looks like it was put together by a blind, highly-allergic leper.

Though the claws are pretty cool.

Kinky Kream? *blinks* Insert obvious reference here.

[typeo_support]

Y'know, in this context, an insertion joke takes on a whole 'nother layer.

[alexa_parker]

Argh. *headdesk* Seriously, the costume is breaking my brain. If Dad ever does that in my world... I'm quitting. Seriously. Hanging up the towel, packing my stuff, and heading for Chicago or LA or- or Boise.

[god_of_the_gun]

((go for the last one... we have good sushi!))

[notsirsam]

((Ahhh, Krispy Kremes. The best doughnuts on the planet. *Grins* My one compensation for living in the South.))

[typeo_support]

((Some of the grocery stores in New England have 'em, too.))

[notsirsam]

((Ahh, but can you get them fresh and hot? I don't THINK so. *smirks*))

[typeo_support]

((Well, no. But the two-dollar bag of 30+ day-olds from the 24-hour donut shop near us tastes better anyway, so it's cool.))

[superfinemind]

Makes me kinda wish I ate donuts.

...Reminds me of a song I heard once, about a Viagra truck overturning near a reservoir. Features a man who greets his wife holding two cups of coffe and six donuts.

[typeo_support]

*snerk* That sounds like Dr. Demento fodder, there.