007 // HONEYMOON~

[sacrificestogod]

I'm fucking bored as hell.

Zombie. When the fuck is the shop re-opening? Are you done having your little goddamn honeymoon with Eyepatch? Stop skullfucking the motherfucker and open the shop back up. I'm goddamn bored as fuck.

Caution, I'm going with you to the scrap yard today. Don't fucking complain about it, either.

Comments

[fewterer]

Nice to know you imagine me skullfucking him.

Stop writing. Go help out in the farms and clean up the animal shit.

[sacrificestogod]

You're not denying it.

Fuck that shit. I'm not shoveling shit because I'm fucking bored. They can find someone else to do that.

[fewterer]

Because no one would actually stick their dick in an eye socket.

That wasn't a suggestion to appease your boredom.

[sacrificestogod]

You might be a dumb enough fucker to try it.

Still, fucking forget it. I'm going to go to the scrap yard with Caution.

[unevoked]

...Coulda done without that thought.

Get a second job, if you're bored.

[sacrificestogod]

Like fucking what? I'm not doing any pussy holding-hands and making the sphere a better place bullshit.

[unevoked]

Go kill shit in The Wilderness, then. If that don't work, I'll give you a list'a stuff to grab in the scrapyard. Give you a couple coins for each.

[sacrificestogod]

What do you want from the yard? I'm going down with Caution.

[fakingafool]

Fine, but you better not fuck anything up.

[sacrificestogod]

You know what we're looking for.

[fakingafool]

Yeah, I know.

[sacrificestogod]

Good. I'll meet you down there.

[He draws an arrow up to Castor's comment]

We're looking for that shit, too.