So, I don't know if I mentioned this, but I got transferred to the bakery at work. It's less tedious but a lot more labor-intensive, and I swear to god I must be doing the equivalent of a ten-mile jog every day. It's ridiculous. I have, however, lost weight. You know what's a really good diet? A combination of poverty and manual labor. Yeah ( Read more... )

Who wants a new iPod nano? It's silver, 8GB, still in the case, comes with earphones and USB cable. You can get them online or in stores for $149, but this one is $100, and I'll pay shipping. I'll put it on craigslist if there are no takers, but I figured I'd put it here first in case any of you guys needs an iPod ( Read more... )

I start Monday!

Also, help me decide what to get as a tattoo, f-list, for I am lame and indecisive. I was thinking maybe a line from a song, because I am lame and indecisive and also a dweeb.

GUYS, I THINK I MIGHT BE GETTING A JOB. IN A DELI, NO LESS. I am eating chocolate chip cookies in cake frosting to celebrate. I could go into cardiac arrest at any moment and it would be so worth it.

By the way, if you haven't watched Superjail already, do it. It's amazing. It's like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on hard drugs, with lots of ( Read more... )

I got fired ( Read more... )

So, work is going well! I have sliced approximately nine million pounds of cheese and somehow happily managed not to cut myself, which is a blessed wonder considering everything in that deli short of the actual food products are sharp ( Read more... )

So, I have a job ( Read more... )