THREE PICTURES

[rubyelf]

 The first two of these pictures are interesting things that I found on place mats at our lovely local diner. The first one is a typo, but they continued using these place mats like this for about six months and I about lost it every time I looked at it. The second one is not a typo; it is an advertisement for a Bible Camp. For some reason I also

Comments

[keppiehed]

OMG, these cracked me up! This gave me a much-needed chuckle. Aren't you grateful for our deploted troops? And who wrote that ad for Bible camp?!

[rubyelf]

Indeed, I am most grateful to our troops who willingly agreed to be deploted. It sounds kind of unpleasant. And as for the Bible Camp... I have no idea, but the fact that they decided the best place to advertise it was on a place mat...

[bluegerl]

Oh hahahahahahah for the whole page! Our MOD is 'deploting' almost everything, from aircraft carriers to admirals (about time too for both)and the Army are deploting themselves! Isn't it marvellous what a typo can do!

THAT was a BIBLE camp advert? Girl guides was bad enough - but this is a BIBLE CAMP FOR HOBBITS!!!!!!!

And the Action Man I gather was practising to be a Doctor/Surgeon/Vet? or was he just curious about where eggs came from! LOL LOL ROFL and hoot.LOVES!

[rubyelf]

Glad to give you a smile... what killed me was that they kept right on using these place mats anyway, and probably 90% of the people who ate there had no idea what I was laughing at.

As for the Bible camp, I think that's probably more exciting than the Bible was ever meant to be... except for the Song of Solomon, which is a little imagination away from being porn.

And as for the action figure... maybe it was just quieter in there?

Loves to you too, darlin'.

[bluegerl]

There was all that 'begetting, in something and 'Joseph begat Josephine' and it went on for 52 verses!! Randy lot! But for once I did get close to understanding 'breasts are as clusters of grapes!!' when I saw those piccies of your boobs after the car accident!!! OLOL sorry! loves you!

[rubyelf]

Shame on you! That's so shocking I almost deploted myself! Hehe...

[rubyelf]

Glad to provide some laughter...

[j_flattermann]

And the chicken went to the doctor and said…

Oh Ruby thank you so much that is the first time in two days that I am laughing again.

[rubyelf]

If my doctor tried this I would be very concerned!

Glad you got a chuckle out of it.

[meb28]

Well the first one a boo for bad spellcheck. Now I know I don't always get things right but that's amusing. The second one who dreamed that up? That screams, "Poor planning on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on mine." What were they teaching those kids? And the last...Oh dear Lord woman...That is wrong but as I type I'm trying so hard not to drop my laptop as I laugh. Hopefully they don't ask what's so funny. Thanks for the smile.

[rubyelf]

I know... I had no idea Bible camp involved frenzies and insanity! Unless maybe this was one of those "speaking in tongues" type of Bible camps...