This is just a reminder about today's show ( Read more... )

From my window on the fifth floor, I saw a mother and father and their two little daughters by the fountain. One little girl was running barefoot and then she fell and hurt herself. She started to cry, I think. The mother and father went over to help her and make her stop crying. The other little girl started to run, too. She hoped that she ( Read more... )

My day started out alright. I woke up, took care of my hygiene, listened to some music, and got ready for Rhetoric. I went and listened to my professor wrap up the course and thank us for a good semester. Hell, she even passed out chocolate chip cookies. I turned in my final paper, and she said that everything looked good. Things were really ( Read more... )

The following anecdote is true. Nothing has been made up or exaggerated.After getting off of a ten hour shift, I went to meet up with a co-worker for a post-work drink. Nothing to get rattled about ( Read more... )

My sleep cycle just isn't what it should be; but for the most part, I'm OK with that. I will see to it that the end will justify the means. It was good to work the St. Pat's festival on Saturday, even though they stuck me on the country stage and I was closing in on 24 hours with no sleep. Despite my (best?) efforts, I haven't been able to ( Read more... )

Last night, I had a dream that me and all of my friends were in a mall-like place. But it wasn't just stores. There were also academic and karate classes going on. And outside, there was a pier leading to some dark water. Unbeknownst to most of us, there was a room full of vicious, bloodthirsty raptors. Somehow, they were released and let ( Read more... )

To begin by stating the painfully obvious, the great thinkers and foundation-layers for western philosophy were men. And I don’t mean this to point out that they were not women; this is not a gender-based idea. What I mean to say is that they were not cats. Specifically, Socrates, and Plato were not cats. However, whenever I am reading an ( Read more... )

I've done the math.
I've performed the necessary experiments.
I've hypothesized.
I've tested.
I've concluded.

My attention span is 39 seconds.

Officially.

Just ask Sara Fisher (the song, not the girl).

I am a dumbass ( Read more... )

On November 7, 2006, the US Department of Justice declared that November 30, 2006 be Methamphetamine Awareness Day. This is true. The overwhelming irony, however, is that this holiday takes place so close to another famous holiday, which is devoted almost entirely to eating and sleeping ( Read more... )