Comments | romanlawyer: Growing Pains and Dames

romanlawyer

Growing Pains and Dames

Dec 21, 2005 20:38

Ever since I was 19 years old, I would leave a $20 bill on my dresser when I had a prostitute over for the night. You never exactly know what you are going to get when you make that call. Sometimes you know right away, “Yeah, I don’t like massive gaps in people’s teeth. Some do though: Madonna. So chin up. Here’s something for the trouble. ( Read more... )

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textureslut December 22 2005, 04:57:34 UTC

This was awesome. Thank you so much for breaking up the monotony of my friends list this evening.

romanlawyer December 22 2005, 12:31:58 UTC

As the punk band Lagwagon once famously said, "I hate my friends."

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perfectlylegal December 22 2005, 08:39:38 UTC

You really should post more. I think you'd be a favorite of mine.

romanlawyer December 22 2005, 12:28:23 UTC

I'm spending so much time in the gym trying to take hot to another level that it's hard to write. I mean, if biceps were paragraphs, your eyes would be full.

Actually, I like the way YOU tell stories.

perfectlylegal December 22 2005, 21:57:35 UTC

Thanks. And here I thought my constant references to sex were annoying you.

romanlawyer December 22 2005, 22:21:09 UTC

annoying in that 'i've got blueballs' way.