Episode ★ 6 ★

[coloneloftruth]

TONIGHT on the Report...

[ Crack Waits at the Caribbean: That World's End ]

theskytides claims to have three things: sky, tides, and crack that isn't really crack in a wank-free environment. Do they keep their promises? I'm a little skeptical about the tides: as far as I know, there aren't tides in the sky.

[ The Serious Case of Roleplay!Secrets ]What else

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SPECIAL GUEST

[coloneloftruth]

Thank you for taking the time out of your very busy schedule to speak with yourself tonight, Mr. Colbert.

[coloneloftruth]

I always have time to share what I think with the masses. And please, call me Stephen, Stephen.

[coloneloftruth]

Colbert has that certain sense of sophistication, but I'll call you Stephen. And it's spelled Stephen, not "Steven". A word to the wise when they're replying to these things.

So, Stephen, you host this online weekly broadcast in full-text form called "The Colbert Roleplay Report". You have almost 350 watchers and it's growing every day. First, a word of congratulations is in order.

Congratulations, Stephen.

[coloneloftruth]

Thanks, Stephen. I'm very proud of the roleplayreport. It's another outlet for Truth as I see it.

[stewartlittle]

Let me take a moment to digest this.

[stewartlittle]

... you're seriously interviewing yourself.

[coloneloftruth]

The best guest we've had yet. Maybe I should have waited for the big 1 0, but it's too late for that, Jon, and I don't regret anything.

[stewartlittle]

That's not... what I'm talking about.

[anonymous]

colbert-san did you get the sexy inksome invite codes that i lovethrusted your way fuoooooooo!?!?

[coloneloftruth]

I did, Anon, and I thank you for it. Another faithful viewer of this Report beat you to it, though. You will see an announcement of the awesomeness of my new inksome account soon.

[anonymous]

SEI SEI SEI SEI!!

O-K dess! razor ramon is glad to hear it!

[stewartlittle]

Just wanted to say thanks for the invite.

Even though someone else asked it for me. Whoever you are, thank you too!

[random_prophet]

HEY NOW. Sky Whales are serious business.

[coloneloftruth]

Are they as serious as the sky whaling laws trying to protect them?

[random_prophet]

...I do believe so!

[coloneloftruth]

Then that's coddling the beasts we are placed on this planet to rule over. If they get caught in the propellers of your airship, that's their own fault. It's also their fault that their blubber makes wonderful lamp oil.

[monticello_tj]

Sadly, I do not believe such a man as pictured above is so far removed from the historical tendencies of American intelligence. I may much rather spend time with him than the Continental Congress.

[coloneloftruth]

Do I have permission to quote you on that some time in the future, Mr. Jefferson?

[monticello_tj]

On my strong dislike of the Continental Congress, you may most certainly.