snippet from the fic from hell, otherwise known as the artstudentAU

[roflolmaomg]

For about a minute, the overhead music repeatedly calls them womanizers and tells them not to front until someone gains sense and switches to Third Eye Blind. Jim leads Bones to a corner booth, and he tries not to think about how their knees touch when they slide over the leather seats.

Jim already knows what he’s getting (pineapple, bacon, buffalo

Comments

[nectarousness]

don't you dare have him throw those paintballoons over sulu's new comforter

[roflolmaomg]

THE PILLOWS WILL BE RUINED :D

[linelenagain]

Omg I love it. I want moooooooooooore.......

[roflolmaomg]

i thiiiiink i'll be done by the middle of march, if jim would just SHUT UP AND GET THE FUCKING DONE.

[linelenagain]

When Jim is misbehaving for me, I threaten to kill him on an ice planet. It helps.

[awayfromlife]

...MOAR, PLZ?

Haha, awww, Jim's wearing underwear for Bones. Now THAT's real love.:D

[roflolmaomg]

SOON, BB.

and ikr, it must be TWOOEST OF TWOO if he's wearing panties.

[thalialunacy]

<333333333333333333333333333

[sequinedfairy]

ohmygod ruffle. remember when i said you should have more jim in it? THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT. THIS IS SOOOOO PERFECT. I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.

it's a date because he's wearing underwear! BEST.