I think I've finally figured out why I've been underachieving. I'm too freaking emotional. My feelings get in the way of everything. I FEEL hungry. Ok, maybe that's not the best example to give. Make that I FEEL lazy. I FEEL like I need a break. I FEEL like shopping today. I don't FEEL like calling up the manufacturer. I don't FEEL like doing ( Read more... )

Mountain Dew = Mount & Do

ROFLOL 

 I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway 
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

(CHORUS)
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you ( Read more... )

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1. grammatically incorrect stats
2. too-frequently-updated stats
3. papansin stats 
4. self-righteous stats 
5. yabang stats 

For the most part, "gourmet" chips achieve their gastronomic distinction because they are "kettle-cooked" in small batches, sometimes by hand, which means the chips turn out extra crispy. (A representative from Boulder Potato Company, when asked about their cooking instrument, described it as a "huge stainless steel-looking thing filled with oil- ( Read more... )

I miss my old hair. 

Is there an unserved market for females with androgynous taste in clothing?

Is a pager too modern a gadget to become a kitschy pendant?

FATHER'S DAY PRESENT!!!

I'm thinking digicam cases.

Still in Neoprene. A fraction of the cost. x5 the market size. x2 the selling price. 

Seems like parents haven't noticed my latest accident. Hahaha.