[fic]: meadowmines: Life is a Banquet (And Some Poor Suckers Are Starving To Death)
[ Themed: Food and Drink ]
Title: Life is a Banquet (And Some Poor Suckers Are Starving To Death)
Writer:
meadowmines
Status of work: complete
Characters and/or pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Warnings, kinks & contents: [Click to read]none
Length: c8000
Summary: In which Sam and Dean are cursed and hungry all the time and Dean still hates tuna fish.
Reccer's notes: This is a classic, but maybe old enough that newer fans haven't encountered it. In any case, it can't NOT be recced for this theme. While it rests on the simple appeal of Sam and Dean eating a lot -- like, a LOT -- of food of all disgusting sorts and then having sex, what makes the fic is the authentic sibling vibe amidst the crack, the curse, and the incest. Wincest, serious or comic, never works for me if I can't hear Sam and Dean's dynamic as brothers, and meadowmines knack for that voice shines through.
[Short excerpt]
"Hey," Sam said an hour after that, halfway through his fifth can of Pringles. "I wanna try something."
. . .
"Picture Dad having sex."
It took every tiny little crumb of self-control Dean could muster up to swallow the damn Corn Nuts he was chewing and not spray them all over the dashboard. Because that would just be wasteful and sad. "Auh," he said once the Corn Nuts were down and he was fairly sure they were going to stay there. "Dude. No. That's--just--auh."
"What? C'mon, man, you know he did--"
"Auh!"
"--I mean, hell, you and me? We're walking proof he did it at least twice--"
"AUH! Stop! Jesus! Stop!"
"Still hungry?"
Dean blinked a few times.
"...goddammit," he finally snapped. "Sam?"
"Yeah?"
"I think we've got a problem."