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May 20, 2010 18:21

[The recording begins abruptly.] - like this?

Um, hello! My name is Hiccup. I guess I'm new here - and by "new," uh, I also mean "mostly completely lost." Still getting the hang of this thing, but if anyone sees any other Vikings, would you point them my way?

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chappi_fan May 21 2010, 05:48:27 UTC
Is something wrong?

...Vikings?

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hiccuphaddock May 21 2010, 19:57:32 UTC
Nothing's wrong. I mean, other than my being - here, instead of home.

And yes. People seem to be having that reaction a lot. I am a fierce Viking warrior.

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chappi_fan May 21 2010, 20:40:33 UTC
Is that so?

Yes, I have heard of your kind. You are very fierce in 'jousting'.

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hiccuphaddock May 22 2010, 19:30:54 UTC
We, er. We're actually dragon fighters. Well, dragon riders, now.

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potionsandcharm May 21 2010, 08:48:40 UTC
Haven't seen any vikings around here! Pirates, but no vikings.

...Lost in this weather? You poor thing. How about a warm cup of butterbeer and a good meal?

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hiccuphaddock May 21 2010, 19:58:34 UTC
Pirates! Those are - certainly interesting fellows, most definitely.

And I'm lost, but not lost, I mean, I'm following - Carrie? I just mean "lost" as a general state of being. Right now.

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potionsandcharm May 22 2010, 11:01:20 UTC
Carrie! Oh, I've heard of her! Wonderful lady. Fast on her feet. Not as fast as Bart, but I haven't heard anyone complaining.

Careful out there. There's a poor little dragon just begging to break a few more hearts. Terribly adorable thing! Never seen one so sweet.

You have Carrie bring you by my shoppe and I'll fix you both up with something delicious, you hear? This weather's no good for any state of lost, trust me.

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hiccuphaddock May 22 2010, 19:30:19 UTC
Dragon --

Do you guys have dragons here?

[He seems too concerned with that part to really deal with the rest of what she said. Sorry. :|]

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eatshootsnleves May 21 2010, 14:50:36 UTC
... You're a Viking... named Hiccup.

I'm sorry.

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hiccuphaddock May 21 2010, 19:59:07 UTC
I will, um, agree, that it's an unfortunate name. It's not nearly as bad as it could have been, though.

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eatshootsnleves May 22 2010, 01:21:19 UTC
Do I want to know?

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hiccuphaddock May 22 2010, 19:31:38 UTC
Ugly names are supposed to keep things from stealing infants in their cribs. I just count myself lucky I got away without the words 'snot' or 'puke' in my name.

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rosereddaughter May 22 2010, 04:20:08 UTC
Vikings? I see. I haven't had to deal with a viking in ages.

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hiccuphaddock May 22 2010, 19:31:54 UTC
You've dealt with us before?

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rosereddaughter May 23 2010, 04:09:25 UTC
In a sense, but probably those I've dealt with before are different than yourself.

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hiccuphaddock May 23 2010, 23:44:36 UTC
Yeah. Though, to be honest, everyone I've spoken to so far here is "different than myself."

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dickrolling May 22 2010, 11:09:15 UTC
You look tasty.

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hiccuphaddock May 22 2010, 19:32:12 UTC
That's, er, a little disturbing.

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