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rionaleonhart

I'll Express How Angry I Am With This Piano.

Jun 12, 2009 11:08

Due to my gums, throat and digestive system cunningly ganging up on me, there is now not one aspect of eating that isn't painful. I do not think this is as funny as you think it is, body.

Seeking both distraction and a cure to this irritating writer's block, I would like to request ficlet prompts! Tell me something you'd like to see me write, and ( Read more... )

audience participation, crossovers, pokémon, games i've never played, fanfiction, video, hetalia

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dracothelizard June 12 2009, 10:22:13 UTC

Can you at least drink things? GET BETTER SOON.

"I would like to request ficlet prompts!"

Jonathan Ross gets involved in a Top Gear shipwar through the internet, and doesn't know his opponent is Jeremy Clarkson (who, of course, ships James/Richard just to annoy them and Wossy).

rionaleonhart June 12 2009, 10:42:01 UTC

Thank you! (I can drink things without much trouble. Technically, I can eat things; it just hurts quite a lot to open my mouth more than a little, chew, swallow or digest, which isn't a great deal of fun.)

wossy60: dus ne1 els ship jermy/richyluv? they r soooo cute and richy is amazin!!!11
the_roadwarrior: Richard Hammond is a miniscule rodent with no penis and no taste. Jeremy Clarkson, on the other hand, is the most magnificent man alive. It would never work. And Jeremy's not gay.
wossy60: omg i kno jermy is grate but how culd u say that about richy!? i bet u r 1 of those weerd peeple hu liek james/richy even tho james is evil and stupid and evil!!!
the_roadwarrior: No arguments about May, but, yes, May and Hammond are obviously in deep, true, homosexual love. They thoroughly deserve each other.
wossy60: I CANT BLEVE U SED THAT

wolfy_writing June 12 2009, 11:24:55 UTC

This is awesome! And incredibly Jeremy. I like how he doesn't even bother to defend James. Poor Wossy.

dracothelizard June 12 2009, 11:57:59 UTC

That does suck a lot :/

And that's a lovely shipwar ficlet!

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rionaleonhart June 12 2009, 11:16:18 UTC

Oh, dear. I haven't written much Mary Poppins fanfiction (I am sure you are enormously surprised by this), but I'll give it a go ( ... )

rhosyndu June 12 2009, 11:55:03 UTC

Oh my, but that's hilarious.

cribbins June 12 2009, 12:45:25 UTC

This is actually wonderful. &hearts

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adelate June 12 2009, 10:32:34 UTC

I'd like continuance to that SGA fic, please. I'm enthralled and can't wait to see what happens next! [laughs]

Or you could write about the time when Sam was at Stanford and Dean travelled with the Doctor for a while.

rionaleonhart June 12 2009, 13:43:14 UTC

"Anywhere in time and space," the Doctor says, leaning on the console and grinning. "Where d'you want to go first?"

Dean doesn't even need to think about it. "Stanford."

"Stanford the planet?"

"Stanford, California," Dean says. "There's a planet?"

"Oh," the Doctor says. "That's not very exciting, is it? I mean, California's great, but I've been on Earth for ages. Don't you want to see the stars?"

"There's someone I gotta check up on," Dean says.

The Doctor pauses, then shrugs. "All right. I'm choosing the next place, though."

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"I could invite him along," the Doctor says, quietly.

Sam's grinning broadly, chatting to someone, his arm around the shoulders of a pretty blonde. He's got friends. Somehow, Dean's been imagining him leaving his family and walking straight into nothing. Turns out Sam's got other people in his life.

"Nah," Dean says. "It's all right."

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Travelling with the Doctor isn't much of a holiday. Things try to kill them even more than they did when Dean and Dad were actually looking for monsters. It's good, ( ... )

adelate June 12 2009, 13:56:45 UTC

Oh my god! That's AMAZING! I LOVE the bit about the leather jacket especially, and just, dude. You rock. Thank you!

madame_d June 12 2009, 22:51:49 UTC

Oooh, the JACKET thing! This is really awesome. There aren't enough SPN/Doctor Who crossovers, methinks.

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rionaleonhart June 13 2009, 08:54:02 UTC

"I brought a present for you, Germany!" Italy says happily, pressing a small red-and-white ball into Germany's hand. Germany is alarmed for a moment, his mind immediately leaping to some new style of grenade?, but he quickly shakes it off; Italy is unlikely to betray him, he feels, and, besides, any grenade Italy has designed is unlikely to explode on cue ( ... )

wolfy_writing June 13 2009, 10:45:23 UTC

It takes him a moment to register that something is licking his leg through his trousers.

"Stop that, Italy," he says, lowering his arm.

This is incredibly cute!

"I called it Pastafish and it loves me."

And, of course, it gets even cuter!

dracothelizard June 13 2009, 10:58:13 UTC

Italy is adorable!

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nixwilliams June 12 2009, 10:42:36 UTC

mmm . . . james may meets jeeves. they drink tea.