Deline Legacy, Generation 9.2!
Last time, Erik moved back home and married Gen 2 spare Leia Deline in a fit of incestuous insanity. After a transgenerational wedding, my game spawned another ridiculously hot maid, and Leia became pregnant. Then Erik was abducted by aliens. Erik didn't mind that much, since he apparently has a bit of a pregnancy fetish. Both ways. Leia gave birth to twins, son Dirk and daughter Delilah. Kati tried to kill herself in a hailstorm, but failed. Dirk and Delilah became toddlers. Erik gave birth and the random button gave us triplets, son Orion and daughters Aurora and Perseid. This upset Leia a bit because legacies are prejudiced towards alien spawn. Usually.
The cult leader job is an odd one. Work is twice a week in the middle of the night, and they come back as refreshed as newlyweds do after their honeymoon. Which lets Kati and Marta get in some good quality childcare.
Which is good, because we have two toddlers and three infants in the house right now, just in case you forgot.
I decided not to "fire" old maid, because he is adorable, but we might still need to be visited by hot shaven head maid occasionally.
So then I said, somebody set us up the bomb! And they all laughed! That joke is so old. You never get honest feedback from the followers.
That's because you head up a cult. It's a CULT.
This is so sweet, I almost don't feel bad about how Laci is visibly aging and moving closer to death.
Leia is now evil. FIGHT THE DARK SIDE
I'm sure that will help you sort things out.
Thank god for these one-tile cribs. I stuffed them into one of the upstairs bedrooms, and I didn't even have to move the beds. The Deline nursery, although generously sized, can't house a small army like the Laurinces'.
It's nice to see that Erik appreciates his mother's help.
Just so you all know, it may only be for a day, but this still means FIVE SIMULTANEOUS TODDLERS.
It won't be too bad because we have five adults in the house, meaning one per baby, and they're doing well enough to all attend the triplet birthday party. I think it won't be hellish.
Oh shut up.
I am a little concerned at how similar the triplets look. If they all look mostly like PT...
Here's Orion! (And Marta's crazy shoes.)
Aurora, who is matchy-matchy with her barettes~
And Perseid, the only brunette of the set.
Dirk is obviously unhappy that the twins got moved upstairs. Because two toddler blankets take up more room than three little cribs, so there was no way the triplets were fitting upstairs. It's only a day! You have toys! Deal!
...what?
Look at what I'm reading! I haven't gotten laid since my husband was pregnant!
Well, maybe one of you should get knocked up again.
Fuck you.
So that's a no?
Oh yeah, the five toddlers. Maybe it's premature to start talking about more kids.
It's not like Erik or Leia are really inconvenienced by the kids. None of the elders work days, and they all seem to love the babies, even Pleasure sim Kati.
It's Dirk and Delilah's birthday!
Which everyone obviously enjoyed.
Mommy, do you think you will be having another baby someday soon?
That's a raw subject with Mommy, I think.
Dirk...is a liiiiiittle bit awkward at the moment. But I seem to remember those eyes needing to be grown into.
Don't you realize that you have two little sisters and a brother that are still wearing diapers? That means it is not a good time to be having another baby!
At first glance, Delilah's resemblance to her mother seems uncanny, but I think it's mostly her skin and eye color.
See?
As the eldest, the twins have the opportunity to have their own rooms, since there are four bedrooms for the kids and (as of now) five kids.
I'm not really that sexist when it comes to colors and decoration, but it just seemed silly to put Dirk in the pink flowered room, when their outfits already matched appropriately.
We're the oldest, that means that we never ever have to share a bedroom again!
Until college?
It's good to see that they do not restrict themselves to gender roles. :D
The next morning, Dirk broke the computer. This is why it's annoying when kids age up right before a Saturday! If he were at school, he couldn't have broken the computer! I thought we might go one day without calling the repairman, but no. Why can't I queue him up like the maid and the gardener?
Hello there, little girl, I have a nice little girl and boy who'd love to play with you, why don't you come meet them?
Hi, I think your mommy invited me in to play with you?
...er...I think she probably meant MY kids. I think they're all downstairs.
Geez, Perseid, it's not like there are toys scattered about the very room you're sitting in or anything.
Little girl, I think you dropped down too fair in age group, there. Are you having trouble finding Dirk and Delilah?
Come on Aurora, come to Grandma!
...but...want toy...
While he looks all proud that he escaped the nursery, Orion was actually carried here.
So Marta had enough room to teach him to walk.
Oh look, Leia's finally getting some action. Maybe she'll stop cursing at me.
So any blonde girl wearing pink is the same to you? Thanks a lot!
Do these three even see their father any more?
Oh yes I did. HA
See, you're still useful to your brother, Delilah.
Sometimes I wonder if the adults need to find better hobbies.
I'm worried about school, Dels. I don't know algebra yet!
We're seven. I don't think we're supposed to.
Yep, this means that the triplets are actually going to start school tomorrow with the twins!
Orion~
The female equivalent of Orion, otherwise known as Aurora...
Perseid, who looks unique in the face, and who has a nice pissy facial expression instead of neutral.
Dirk has already ditched Delilah for his other siblings. Douche.
I like Perseid, she can amuse herself.
Why are you surprised? You had unprotected sex, followed by a trimester's worth of morning sickness.
Oh Christ, the first day in years the whole household is asleep simultaneously at night...and this.
Between the cars and alarm system inside, we are burglar alarmed up. Ridiculously.
So the cop is right behind him, watching him get on the porch, getting down off of the porch...
You didn't even TRY, bitch!
Speaking of which, I restored genetics so he is once again DEMON COP.
There is nothing wrong with Dirk using the dollhouse!
I'm more concerned that he's sneaking into Delilah's room when she isn't there.
Oh sure, be reasonable. Like that's entertaining.
This is why we don't have many shots with Marta and Laci. They're all this.
Oh hey, Kati's phoning friends ended with us getting hot shaved head maid today!
You do a really good job, for being a substitute maid. You deserve to be rewarded!
We're not getting relationship scores up so we can invite him back to see if he clicks with any of the girls of Gen 9, of course not!
Oh, someone brought home Élchiril Moore on the very first day!
Aaaand Erik topped his career. For some reason, that didn't toggle his Perma-plat so I had to do it myself. :/
I had forgotten to invite the Hottest Headmaster in the History of Ever over the day before, so tonight's the big night.
A school day gives a better picture of productive children, anyway.
You say that...you are part-alien, conceived in space?
We're green, genius.
Luckily, Laci schmoozed the pants off of HHHE again!
Kissing gives cooties!
Even from your Mom?
Well, since Mom makes you a girl, yeah!
Baby 6 is still incoming.
HA, how does it feel NOW, Dirk?
Oh, that's right, Leia's belly is big so Erik is SO TURNED ON.
OH NO. Not a helicopter!
MY EARS!
Don't worry, I'm buying a third car as we speak.
FUCK THE DELINES. I SHOULD HAVE FATHERED GEN 3!
You didn't even get along that well with Alicea, or I might have let you!
Marta was home, so she installed the alarm in Erik's new convertible. Just in time for WINTER.
The kids keep bringing home Moores. (Hi Caranír!)
That limo is here to pick up Grandma Laci.
You think I care?
BIGGEST SHRUG EVER
Career LTWs are pretty much cake, aren't they?
I think both Dirk and Delilah are kind of jerks, hogging the videogames and making the guests watch.
See? I told you guys Perseid was cool.
I HATE THIS PART
It's another boy. This one has RED hair, though! He's got light skin, Leia's eyes, and his name is Dylan.
One feeding from Momma...
...than it's off to lose the pregnancy pounds.
It's okay, Grandma will give you more attention. Kati's gotten downright maternal lately.
Though Leia's pretty good at being motherly to all of the kids, including the alien spawn.
Look, just because we call first dibs on the Wii doesn't mean that we're selfish. We're older. We were here first. We just get first dibs naturally!
Uh oh, Leia was spying on her brother-in-law.
I've decided I don't like your library. It's like sitting in a goldfish bowl.
And then, Élchiril ran home, leaving Perseid in the corner of the lot. Alone. :(
Oh no, Dylan's one of those fly-attracting babies!
I'm just saying you might want to think twice about how you play against me. I have otherworldly genes. One day, I might just up and fly like a giant bird.
What does this have to do with chess?
That night, Kati tucked in every kid that wasn't in a top bunk.
You know, I bet I could adopt another one.
Neither you nor your son is going to have another kid by any means. We are DONE.
So I have to satisfy myself with this one. Got it.
Well, Dylan and the OTHER FIVE.
Oh Aurora, that's what the hot maids are for. If you do that, they might go home faster.
Kati was bored and wanted to have a date. Viktor is, to date, the only one she fell in love with and continues to fear the death of.
I'm sure he's thrilled to hear your grandchildren stories.
No, Alec, we don't want you to stay and hang out. (Seriously, here is where the pop-up appeared.)
Bitch. I bust my ass for how long, and I can't even get a little action from--
Hey. Kati has dated the world, but she actually LOVES Viktor. Deal.
Granted, he doesn't love her and her wants panel looked like this, one rejected make-out action later.
I'm going to have to be really careful to age these two families closely now, aren't I?
Wow, Orion, that can't get any more anti-social, I don't think.
People ask me why I do it. The cult. The answer is easy. Money.
Good money?
Loads of it. I am filthy rich.
Most of your earnings are a side benefit of Laci's home business, you liar.
Just some proof that Daeiel Moore has visited, too.
Soon you will be old enough to get a job. And remember, the most important thing is to get promoted to better jobs to earn bonuses and higher salaries!
It's Dylan's birthday!
...boy I hope the only way to go from here is up.
Dylan looks even more awkward than Dirk does, I'm pretty sure.
Erik had a want to sell a masterpiece. Unfortunately, this was definitely not a masterpiece.
Wow, they are getting it on and nobody's pregnant. Or getting pregnant. PROMISE.
It literally snowed for two straight days.
No, elephants can't play chess.
Delilah's already bragging about the birthday party she's having this evening.
Perseid, the eternal nonconformist. I'm not thawing you out if you freeze, by the way.
What the hell? Caranír should be buried by snow drifts like everyone else around here!
Hi. I'm your father.
I don't recall Erik having any contact with Dylan before teaching him to talk.
Kati is the lucky thrower of the birthday party. She invited over her kids, Erik's father, and a few other people.
We have Laurel, Paige, Christian, hot brown-haired dude...
Erik's father, random blonde townie dude, and Daeiel Moore, the only Moore kid in Kati's phonebook.
HOT MAIDS. And Vivian.
Then it's time for Dirk and Delilah to blow out the candles.
This is why we don't invite Erik's father to family functions.
Twins are straight.
Dirk rolled Popularity and a terrible LTW.
Delilah rolled Family with a much better LTW. Considering we don't have the Education bookcase in the family yet.
I think she's growing to look more different from her Mom each transition.
I was going to say Dirk still looked awkward (he definitely does from the side), but something about the look pulled it together for him here.
Between my aunts and my mom sharing the house, the alien abduction, and the strange behavior of the maid agency in sending you out as a sub, sometimes I wonder if my life isn't a sitcom?
Take off the tinfoil hat, Erik. No one's watching your life for laughs.
Don't let anyone tell you any different. Money is very important. To your mother.
I don't know why Dirk was refusing to use the last chair.
Doomsday is upon us. The teens have found the caffeine.
Kati took the opportunity of the party to bang the maid in the photobooth. A+ job there, Kati, keeping his expectations reasonable.
So, you were wondering why you never see Grandpa?
...ohhhh.
Well, at least one twin got some good out of the party guests.
(Though Dirk is, of course, attracted to Vivian! Ugh.)
Dude, I just told you to talk to him, not that you get to have him forever and ever.
Demon Cop almost got run over by Laci's limo. Almost.
This has got to be against some sort of traffic regulation.
Yeah, but jumping into oncoming traffic must be against some sort of sense regulation.
All it took to determine Dirk's longing for Vivian was a conversation about...shoes.
OH HO HO, he was waiting to use that excuse!
He's just jealous.
Wouldn't put it past him, Erik.
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Hope the commentary isn't too lame. I'm a bit out of it. I want to do the Randolphs next, but I had the game crash on me, so I'm a little turned off at the moment. Ideally, we've got Randolphs and then probably another Moore update. I wonder if that would take me to the end...