Laurince Legacy, Generation 10.2!
I think Ratna and Hannah are laughing at Iris's pain. I'm laughing, too--so, what do you think about dropping out of college for havin' teh babbies now?
Griff's become a disgusting shell of his former self.
Wasn't our wedding fabulous?
Whatever you say, honey.
...yeah, so they have three infants. Iris is still gloating over skipping over college, and they're still trying for MOAR KIDS.
I think lightning struck, but it's shifty-ass lightning if it managed it without any rain.
Do I hear sirens?
...morons.
Yeah, I don't think Iris impressed that you're going to work with an empty hygeine bar.
...family sims.
Though I don't know if I've had a parent so obsessed with their kids while they were still boring-ass babies.
For once, the household's grandparents are the slackers while the parents are actually taking care of their kids!
I decide Griff deserves his own portrait.
They're not slacking, they're attempting to breed.
HEY NOW
...okay, you are living with a former lover, but it's your wife's mother.
See, boring babies don't want you to play with them! :P
Triple birthday!
It's so great when these things are actually coordinated, isn't it?
Jadzia
Jacen
Jaina
Yeah, anybody here surprised by this? I didn't think so.
I made over Jacen. Kid is intense...love the Sith-like eyeballs, too.
Jaina gets a reasonable amount of hair...
These guys all have "interesting" eyebrows, like Ratna's kids did.
And we take a temporary leave from the main house with Iris in her element. Good thing she likes it, since she gets to be a stay-at-home mom for her litter of children.
MEANWHILE, AT THE LAURINCE FRAT:
Ivan chats up Hester, since I forgot that the only kid she was friends with was Iris. Ivan doesn't seem too interested in the topic of conversation, though.
These two need a new hobby. ANY hobby.
Luckily, Isis actually rolls wants to study and crap, so I try to oblige them.
Hester pledges the Laurince frat.
Isis decides to try and tip the "cute/funny-looking" debate towards the latter.
I let Ivan keep things cozy with his girlfriend. I mean, Pleasure sims don't roll engagement wants too often, so I have a feeling this is the one for him!
How's Hollie taking her sister pledging?
...eh, maybe we can just call it hazing?
Isaac meeds a nerdy chick named Nadia.
You know, Isis, it's bad enough her own TWIN hates her, you don't have to add to her problems.
Now, we've all seen glitched faces from the "dance together" interaction before.
However, I haven't seen a sim get their face so fucked with that, before Isaac here.
I'd feel bad laughing at your face contorting right there, but do you think you could stop gossiping about Iris's terrible childhood birthday party now? It was years ago!
Hester moves in.
Hester is an idiot.
Finally get her out of her transition clothes.
Isaac's marathon date ends with a kiss goodnight.
And continues on into the night, autonomously.
I'd forgotten what I'd done with Flint's mp3 player!
Hollie decides to play with the magical crystal ball and one of her high matches? Mr. #20 himself!
Obviously, Hannah's vagina is made out of magic and locks all of her lovers into quiet obsession.
That guy looks vaguely familiar...
Hey now, Ivan grew up to look quite a bit different from #20!
So, you have a sister?
I have two sisters and then I have the monkey who I was forced to SHARE A WOMB WITH!
Hollie can convincingly fake sweet and innocent, though.
Okay, not the second one after this. What's with this gen and banging immediately after their FIRST. KISS. EVAR?
I...wow. #20 is a Romance sim. Maybe there's magic in ALL Laurince vaginas.
GET A ROOM. Wait, you're twins.
GET A NEW HOBBY.
Hi, I'm your date, Dustin.
Hi. Stay away from my bitchy aunt, if you know what's good for you.
...
Oh, right. I'm Isis.
Hollie must be possessing Isis from a distance, it's the only explanation.
GET SOME CLOTHES.
ALSO THIS DOES NOT COUNT AS ANOTHER HOBBY.
I'm so sorry that I attempted friendly contact with you when we were children. I should have known better.
Well, when you put it that way...
*enemy symbols disappear*
Ha. Good.
FUG-- LIPS--!
*enemy symbols reappear*
In the interest of full disclosure, I have to inform you all that there wasn't anyone else there.
Don't even think about it, you two! I made sure you all are marked family this time!
So what's this?
Isaac's throwing a graduation party! And his forehead grew about 8 inches in the process!
You know, it's not nice to make out with your new girlfriend in front of your high school girlfriend who still has feelings for you!
I finally let Ivan have his way.
Grown-up Ivan.
Isis and her mother bond over violence.
Ratna and Ivan's fiancee continue their "innocent" obsession with each other. You are Romance sims with three bolts! I know exactly where this is going!
Grown-up Isis.
And Isaac. The guys grew up into pretty good outfits!
BACK AT THE MAIN LEGACY HOUSE
...everyone died from cute?
Okay, definitely now, if they hadn't already!
Look, Iris. It might be boring as hell, but it can't be worse than diapers. TRIPLET DIAPERS.
Yay, potty!
Yes, YAY POTTY.
...the new maid has anxiety issues with regards to cleaning. Why are the Deline maids normal and why do these guys get all the ones with ~issues~?
HELLO MY WONDERFUL FAMILY
Case in point?
Damn, Alan will always be hot, won't he?
This is what happens when your mother bangs the entire neighborhood and leaves evidence for the children to find. You think it's normal to tape yourself.
I SEE YOU "TALKING" TO IVAN'S FIANCEE ON THE "PHONE," RATNA
Keep your hands off of relatives' fiancees!
Alan must have a sixth sense about this sort of thing now, y/y?
Look, Iris...he may dance funny, but you were the one who married painted a half-naked portrait of him while in your own underwear.
The happy couple!
Now, while I support ASAP toilet training, you don't necessarily have to dispel the mysteries of walking so quickly?
Well, it does make for cute pics...
And I suppose it doesn't really stop the parental stalking any...since Jacen is still crawling.
Jadzia and Iris, similar profiles, yeah?
Ratna's a good step-grandfather.
MOAR SPAM
Your scheduled dose of toddler spammage has been interrupted for this very important message:
POP
You know, you already got to have a puke-free first trimester. Don't tempt fate.
No, he's not boozing. He LIKES babies.
YOU are the one who wanted to call your brother, you could at least not AUDIBLY YAWN while doing so!
...I don't even know what Ratna could say to get Griff grinning like that.
You know, that wife of yours, she loves to get into hot tubs naked!
OHHHH YEAH! ...wait a second, what?
Not quite simultaneous birthdays this time.
Jaina's gonna be gorgeous.
Jacen is still ~intense~!
Iris wakes up, pops, goes back to bed.
Aaaaand Hannah gets home from work and takes Jadzia to her cake.
At least the men are there to cheer them on their birthdays.
MAKEOVERS
Jaina
Jadzia
Jacen
And the kids immediately get to endangering themselves...whether it's by heat exhaustion...
...or chatting with strangers on the internet!
So...in case it wasn't quite clear, Hollie and Hester are the frat placeholders. Iris and Griff have some interesting looking kids, wouldn't you say? It's hard to not already be thinking about who I want to be heir. :P~ But I'm not even going to think about extra Laurinces until we get some more Delines. I'm missing them!
And I kinda want to eventually do some pixel trade sort of thing, since I'm in the comm and all.
What else...new Disturbed and 3 Doors Down albums are excellent! If you like rock, I wholeheartedly recommend them. And I don't recommend entire albums unless it's worth it!