"We have n-1 too many name servers."

Overheard at work

"It's like golf. Do you play golf?"
"No."
"Me neither."

The thing flared like a nova, blinding me. I felt someone take my gloved hand, slap something into it, and press the fingers shut ( Read more... )

I was exposed to funambulism twice yesterday, for a lifetime total of twice.

While I was having lunch, the two women at the nearest table were having a quiet conversation in the presence of an open laptop. Suddenly, one of them says clearly and loudly, "it bolsters our position or it supports our position." Also, it has an off-color synonym that sounds sexist and racist.

Today's magic woid is psephology, from a Vorlon word meaning avalanche.

The woid of the day is glycylcycline, the long-lost evil steptwin of syzygy.

"If we're asked to do nothing, do it right away."

In honor of Pi Day, I've been asked to share this video.

"With this cephalopod, I thee wed."