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Aug 23, 2002 12:35

last night had to be one of the oddest nights of my entire life. everything started out decent, and i had no reason to suspect that what happened later in the evening would come to pass ( Read more... )

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atdt1991 August 23 2002, 11:10:07 UTC
That happened to me just last tuesday.

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riccer August 23 2002, 11:18:31 UTC
i knew this wasn't their first time!

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tasslehoff August 23 2002, 11:48:10 UTC
Sounds like the makings of a pornohorror B-flick...

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im not surprised.... apoptygmarobert August 23 2002, 11:53:44 UTC
really....

im not.

apr out....

p.s. the phone messages are hilarious....

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Re: im not surprised.... riccer August 23 2002, 11:57:25 UTC
um...what phone messages? ;)

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noizeindex August 23 2002, 12:43:47 UTC
Redbull enemas... They leave you itching for more.

& never trust a girl with a strap-on that ejaculates farther than you do... ;)

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8/22/02 = 8+2+2+2 = 14! AHHHHHH arioch August 23 2002, 16:50:40 UTC
Which once again proves my theory that people should never ever never discuss the number 14. It's evil in so many ways, you have no idea. Is it a coincidence that the Dildo was 7", which is of course half of 14? Is it a coincidence that Red Bull has 7 letters in it? No! Fear the 14

FUCKING FEAR IT AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

This message brought to you by the number 6, divine number and ruler of all.

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Re: 8/22/02 = 8+2+2+2 = 14! AHHHHHH riccer August 23 2002, 17:57:28 UTC
i don't know what scares me more. the events of last night, or your insane logic.

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Re: 8/22/02 = 8+2+2+2 = 14! AHHHHHH arioch August 24 2002, 05:56:23 UTC
:)

I don't know if that was meant to be a compliment, but 5 cool points for The man who the Hill People refer to as "Riccer". If there's one thing I like, it's Milla Jovovich. But if there's a second thing I like, it's having people living in constant fear of my ultra-logic.

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