01 - Video

[a_digital_witch]

[Custom Filter: Polaris (filtered to students only)]

[This opens with a line of dancing bananas on the screen. After a few seconds it clicks over to show a blonde girl with a black hat on. She pushes the brim of her hat up and grins at the webcam.]Sorry about all the dancing bananas to anyone that was looking to catch up on the Intranet during the

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[brb_pulitzer]

Too bad you don't like long runs on the beach. I might have been interested.

Truthfully, was the sprinkler system your fault?

[a_digital_witch]

You know I always make exceptions for you, baby. [wink]

And my lips are sealed, ze. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't~

[brb_pulitzer]

Why don't you go ahead and make one for me now. Drop the real answer in my email.

[a_digital_witch]

I'll think about it.

[anonymous]

[verrouillefille]

there is a real

temptation

to release the filter on this exceedingly

arrogant

message you have attached your face to

[a_digital_witch]

I knew there had been something I was missing over break. Good of you to remind me.

[verrouillefille]

of course

that does not

change what i

said

[a_digital_witch]

I didn't think it would.

What is that saying? Lead me not into temptation...

[growingupviking]

I'd... say something about all of this, but you wouldn't listen to me anyway.

[a_digital_witch]

I'm listening now, ze.

[growingupviking]

Well. It's just that changing grades is cheating, and cheating is really... you know. Terrible.

[a_digital_witch]

I'm not cheating, ze. I'm just letting them if they want to. Some kids just don't want to work for their grades.

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[mostpopulargil]

That... sounds kinda like it's against the rules.

[And frankly something she would expect from Sollux.]

Hmm... [taps chin thoughtfully.] The Digital Witch... I feel like I've heard of you somewhere before.

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[a_digital_witch]

I can be. Depends on what I'm asked to do, ze. 'Sides, rules are meant to be broken.

[grin] I hope you've heard of the Digital Witch before. I've been around in some for or another for years.

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[mostpopulargil]

Sometimes, I guess...

Hmmm... [still thinking... thinking...] Oh! [strikes palm with fist] I think I know you! Do you know a guy whose screen name is twinArmageddons?

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[a_digital_witch]

Of course, I do. [wink] He's like a mini-me in the making. Only male.

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[mermaidswish]

[ the blue haired girl looks less than impressed. in fact, she looks a little po'ed, and she crosses her arms. ]

Fixing grades? Wouldn't that be filed under something like "illegal"?

[ and dishonorable and unfair to other people. ]

If you flunk a test you should have studied harder.

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[a_digital_witch]

Not particularly. I don't do whole classes. Just individual grades to tip the edge one way or another.

Depends on what I'm asked to do, ze. I'm just make sure the scope of my ability is known. And I agree, kids should work for their grades. Some just choose the easy way.

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[mermaidswish]

It's cheating either way you look at it though.

[ still so unimpressed can you believe it? ]

So you'll sell yourself out to make sure people know you can do something? That's sort of selfish.

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[a_digital_witch]

I provide a valuable service to the student body, ze. I actually modify very few grades since most don't want to cheat. And I require a lot to do that anyways.

And of course it's selfish, ze. I get a kick out of a lot of the requests, but business is business.