*019CENA. (to sum things up)

[redwhite_impact]

Deidara (you know, the blond guy who lured me out of the clinic with ramen. You know the one.) ≠ kidnapper. Just thought I'd clear that up. Uh...sorry Rin. Seriously. Really, really sorry.

And, speaking of which, no, I didn't use your credit card. Believe it or not I know a guy. ...who, y'know, knows a guy who knows a girl who's sleeping with a

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[dango_diva]

♥♥♥ Happy V-Day darling~

No mass terrorism tonight right? ♥ Come back singed and I'm going to hurt you then him ♥

[redwhite_impact]

...what if all burns and maladies are things I kind of purposely inflicted on myself, though? 'zat still count? Cuz if it does, somebody is in serious trouble.

...............please don't kill him. I kind of like him. Actually, "kind of" is sort of a really, really serious understatement. And, no, no planned terrorism for now, but hey, you want to see if we can get Rin out of that clinic for a while? I think she could really use the time and space. And...y'know. Food. And, uh, sleep, so long as we're going all out. (I'm really worried about her.)

[dango_diva]

...That worries me a little more but so long as it's all in good fun what can I say? How about if it gets out of hand and bad shit happens, then the threat kicks into effect. Fair compromise yes? You kids just have fun and enjoy the day.

*ruffles her Naru-chan's hair* It's a bitch ain't it? It only gets worse. Trust me.

[Private]

On the Rin note... YES. I'm going stir-crazy here. Drag her ass out, tie her to a chair, feed her, liquor her up quick and dirty and if that doesn't do the trick (though speaking from experience, get her trashed enough she's pretty pliable and highly likely to just keel over wherever...not that you heard that from me~) I can slip her one of 'kurou's sleeping pills.

I may end up dragging her out tonight rather then dealing with Mr. Attitude but we'll see. He still has some time to kiss up and grovel a bit.

No offense against you in particular sweetie, but your gender sucks.

Just in case you weren't already aware of it.

[redwhite_impact]

Fun is an interesting word to use, but it works. Everything'll be fine, and y'know, if it's not, I will be, atleast. I, uh, have a pretty kickass recovery time if that's what you want to call it. I'm a fast healer. Chances are if something does happen (which it won't) I'll be all healed up before you even hear about it. So no worries.

I'm not telling him, Jesus, I'd never hear the end of it. But, yeah, I know what you mean. (I just don't know how you two get through with him knowing. Like, I know he can't really know-know, but he knows period, and I just don't even know how I'd handle that. Or, y'know, how Deidara would. I'm not itching to get tossed out on the pavement. But it's weird being sick over a douche like I've got. I don't know.)

[ P R I V A T E; ]Yeah, yeah, no lie. Long story short, Dei figured out where I was and pretty much forcibly grabbed me out of there, but Rin's got us and that's it, and I refuse to be fucking bedridden too much longer. He's keeping me from going outside which could put a damper on tings for a

[straydog_eyes]

.......................................

You know what? I've decided that I just don't want to know.

Thank you, Naruto.

[redwhite_impact]

...yeah, agreed, you probably don't, but I thought I should atleast tell you.

It's fine, I'm just-... I'm worried about you.

[straydog_eyes]

You're not setting yourself for trouble with this, are you? I don't want you coming to work if you need to lie low for a while.

As your employer, I'm ordering you to stop. I'm tougher than I look, I had a rough childhood. You, on the other hand, are all fragile and need to rest your delicate self.

[puppet_facade]

FUNNY SHIT, BLONDIE.

TH' FUCK ARE YOU?

CUPID FER TH' DAY?

I can take care of my own fuckin' shit, thanks.

An' stop soundin' so fuckin' confident on knockin' my ass over. Save yourself th' embarassment.

[redwhite_impact]

I DON'T HAVE TO BE CUPID TO KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD BE PAYING A LOT MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR WOMAN THAN YOU FUCKIN' ARE, YOU GIANT BAG OF DICK.

And thank you very much for the comment. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while. I fell off a few things, knocked stuff over, whole nine yards. Thanks a lot for that. Felt good. ♥ (And now I think I'm going to have to kick your ass just because you don't think I can. I think it would be a good life lesson for you.)

[puppet_facade]

PITY, A DIAPER BAG ON YOU WIT' SOME WINGS WOULD PROBABLY WORK OUT WELL FOR YOU.

Not aimin' t'be a fuckin' comedian an' I en't startin'. (I think it's gonna be th' other way aroun' if you don't stop mouthin' off like tha'.)