Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?

[reckless_rebel]

Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know

Comments

[ambitious_fire]

???

[reckless_rebel]

Hey, haven't seen your writing before. Then again, been kinda incommunicado.

S'up, faithful subject?

[ambitious_fire]

I'm not a faithful subject...I don't even know you.

[reckless_rebel]

See, there's the thing. Everyone's my faithful subject! It's the perks of being the resident Evil Overlord.

[crownofsnow]

And contrary to popular belief I'm not going crazy and tomorrow will be a better day. I am not just 'holding on' either.

You saw my statue, that one was creepier than yours Dash.

...I'm sorry I tried to keep Timcampi out of them but he must have ate them when I had a nap.

[reckless_rebel]

Yeah, I gotta hand it to the sphere. Making you emo is kinda hilarious.

Yeah okay, granted. But still. I mean I look good in spandex, but wax statues are probably, uh, creepy by definition. No matter how awesome the subject.

Nah, no worries. Just wanted to let you know. Maybe we should invest in a safe or something.

[crownofsnow]

I don't find it funny at all but I'm looking at from the side of being picked on.

I don't think I look so good with my own sword through me. I don't think I should bleed that much since its not SUPPOSED to hurt humans either.

He'd pout all day if we did but I'm considering it. Last night was the last straw for me.

[reckless_rebel]

Yeah, well, we already knew the tree had a warped sense of humor. Emoboy.

Yeah, I don't ever want to see that, okay? Just, y'know, try not to make it a reality or anything. Warped sense of humor, right?

Yeah, I'll pick up some more socks and see about some sock-protection. The little beggar's gone too far!

[subject_e0057]

You saw the wax statues, then? They were rather... disorienting.

[reckless_rebel]

That's one way of putting it...

[subject_e0057]

Have you been well, Dash?

[reckless_rebel]

Yeah, you know, the usual. Running my evil empire, living the high life.

What about you, Raise? I've kinda been... Out of touch? How're you and number two?

[felinemystique]

On a boat? How odd.

Actually, I may need you to decipher some of the lyrics for a few of my songs, kiddo. They sound like your kind of speech.

[reckless_rebel]

Yes. It's very insistent about the boat thing. and flippy floppies. Which I don't even own.

Always a pleasure, Queen B. Deciphering moonspeak is just one of my many talents!

[felinemystique]

Ahaha. One of my songs is just insistent about my supposed milkshake...actually, as hot as it is today, now I kinda want one.

So, kiddo. Who is Simon, and why would he want everyone to get the fuck up?

[reckless_rebel]

Man, now I want a milkshake too...

Simon... Simon... Simon says? What else does he want?

[reckless_rebel]

Yeah, just a bit. I mean, catchy, but...

So whatever you been hearing?

[reckless_rebel]

Spider bites? That's sorta... creepy, dude.