John Mole
No Christmas Doctor Who tonight because I had a super busy day and ran out of time, so let’s check in on John Mole instead.
That car’s coming on well.
So well, the hobby leader soon shows up to bother him.
John: Bird noises!
Opal: I have to go... away.
A little skilling.
And some swimming.
Natasha: Here, have a present. It’s one of my grilled cheese original pictures.
John: You’re the best.
I am beginning to regret not starting this update like, immediately after I finished playing, because I cannot for the life of me remember why I thought we needed more pictures of John skilling.
Dammit, John.
John: I’ll call in sick.
He woke up cured, but I’d already had him call in sick and couldn’t be bothered to make him walk there. Happily Natasha popped over unannounced to entertain me.
John: Hey, that was my katana!
Natasha: And now it’s my katana.
I literally just hired you a maid.
John: And I can’t let her see the house in this state!
As you might have spotted from the job pop-up, John has had a change of career. Spying on people just wasn’t what he wanted from life, it just made other people super uncomfortable. So now he’s an architect.
And he’s making good use of the drafting table.
A little autonomous computer repairing.
He had a free morning, so I had him invite Natasha on an outing, just for funsies.
Host: Your table, sir.
John: This is a coffee table.
Host: And a very nice one it is too!
Natasha: Did you really get all dressed up to eat jelly?
John: Hey, I don’t judge your diet. Even though I really should.
And then they got high.
Bartender: Got no snacks here, sorry, but I can get you a glass of nectar if you’d like?
John: Wow the new Spiderman is great.
Synchronised newspaper thief yelling from John and the exterminator.
And the car is complete! Time to paint it!
Sophia Jocque: I have finally decided to become interesting.
Thanks, Sophia!
Autonomous repair backfire!
Autonomous repair literal fire!!!
Everyone: We especially enjoyed the part where John set himself on fire for our amusement.
Edward Contrary: I didn’t.
John:
Anyway, John’s got a couple of love interests, so I invited over Sharon Wirth, who brought along her family as chaperones, I guess.
Hannah: Come closer. I’d like to warn you about what could happen if you get involved with my sister.
John: Are you talking about pregnancy?
Hannah: ...Sure, let’s go with that, check out this belly.
John: So seeing as you swiped $50 from me, I was thinking you could tidy up my garden, and in exchange, I won’t call my old friends at the FBI.
Hannah: Yeah, I kinda brought this on myself.
And John’s week ends with a kiss.
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