The Sharpe Household
Now I know I still haven’t finished posting all my genderswapped uberhood pictures yet, but now I’ve edited this draft, I absolutely do not trust Tumblr to save the changes, so I’m just gonna go ahead and post it. So! Back to my uberhood, where it’s time to tackle the second University subhood, Academie Le Tour! Our first stop is the Sharpe Household.
Here’s their cute little house.
Unfortunately, because it was made pre-Seasons, I had to spend a whole chunk of money making their attic work.
As in, ripped out all the wallpaper and floors to do it. In the end, I couldn’t even afford the spiral staircase, so they can’t actually get up there yet.
Anyway, the household consists of Jonah Powers, who has a rather unfortunate-looking face, Roxie Sharpe, who we already met, and her dorky baby brother, Edwin. Roxie and Jonah turned out to be triple-bolt Romance Sims, so I don’t even get to finish makeovers before they wind up glued at the lips.
Edwin happens to be a Knowledge Sim and so instantly rolls a want to write his term paper, so I locked that and made him work out. Need that sweet, sweet A+ money to redecorate!
Meanwhile, Roxie and Jonah went out to Skin Graffiti to get some new tatts painted on their skin rather than on their outfits.
Roxie: Where’s the stylists though? I was kinda wanting some new lipstick.
Yeeppppp, it was an owned lot and there was supposed to be two stylists and a cashier, but when I sent them , there was just the regular game generated teen cashier. I wasn’t sure if maybe it was something to do with them being YAs and daring to venture beyond the Uni subhood, so I loaded up my townie business owner and checked the business info and got this rather ominous pop-up. Several others were the same, so I sold them all, bulldozed a couple and brought this one back. Hopefully it was just a random glitch and won’t happen again!
I then sent them to the student center to pick up their welcome packs and try out the custom food stands. Unfortunately, the chef kept erroring out. Happily that turned out to be a much easier fix - I’d just accidentally deleted the food during my mass CC purge.
In the meantime though, it’s time to go home and eat dinner in the unpapered kitchen. At least there’s floors now!
Roxie: I wanted soup.
Next time, pinky swear.
I moved the bass downstairs so they could use it.
Jonah: :D
Edwin: Do you have to?
Jonah: YES.
I got tired of making Edwin work out in front of the TV. You need tons of space for it, and it’s ANNOYING. So I sent him to the pool instead.
You can’t afford it.
Jonah: Watch me buy it anyway.
(He didn’t even get to drink it, some dormie snuck by and yoinked it before he got the chance.)
Roxie: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Turns out her OTH is Music and Dance, so it’s nice to have a ‘musician’ Sim who’s actually into music.
She is not into games.
Roxie: Why are you doing this to me?
Because you wanna write your term paper and you need a logic point.
Delilah O'Feefe invited herself in and made a beeline for Edwin.
Specifically, Edwin’s lips.
Edwin: *SPLAT*
Perhaps she’s an energy vampire.
Jonah: Oops.
Jonah: I REALLY REGRET DOING THIS IN MY UNDERWEAR!
Delilah: NOT AS MUCH AS I DO!!!
First semester grades.
Roxie: Babe, you could just wait until I’m done.
Jonah: I could, but I don’t want to.
I guess all that personal hygiene got them in the mood.
Jonah: Goodbye virginity!
Roxie: Goodbye your virginity!
Jonah: And yours.
Roxie: Of course!
Edwin: Excuse me, coming through.
Family dinner in the newly redecorated kitchen.
Coach: GET DOWN AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
Jonah: I’m busy.
Coach: I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS!
Jonah: Fine, I’ll do the stupid situps.
Jonah: Gonna cry about it though.
Back to the student cener! Everybody rolled wants to write their term papers this time, so I was able to order Roxie and Jonah to play chess.
And the food stand’s all fixed!
Jonah: Soup-er!
Roxie: You cheated.
Jonah: Only at chess!
Roxie: What are you insinuating!?
Jonah: Uh, nothing? What?
Roxie: What?
Term paper time!
Has Roxie left because Jonah cheated or because of his stanky armpits? You decide!
Actually it’s because she needs another charisma point.
Roxie: I DON’T WANNA DO THIS.
Yes you do! It’s literally in your wants panel!
Roxie: NUH-UH AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!
IT’S LITERALLY AT 99%!
Edwin: Well this is awkward.
Some pool.
While Jonah works on his term paper.
Finally, ten million years later, they go home.
Llama Mascot: Gimme a woo! Gimme a hoo!
You’ll be lucky if they don’t give you a punch.
Edwin: Noooo my dinner!
Streaker: Would a little naked hula make you feel better?
Edwin: No it would not.
Streaker: Killjoy.
I think this is the first time Jonah’s managed to take an actual bath!
Jonah: It’s overrated.
Edwin: Just playing a movie in my head before I go to sleep.
Any good?
Edwin: Yep, except there was a single line of dialogue I didn’t like and now I have to start the entire thing from the beginning.
Oh, Jonah didn’t finish his term paper at the student union, so he’s doing that now.
Jonah: Idea!
Roxie: Yay, drums!
Roxie: Wait, I’m hungry.
Roxie: Time to play bass guitar!
I decided to try and find out Jonah’s OTH. It’s not science.
Jonah: The stars are still pretty though.
Roxie guitar spam.
Edwin: So the thing is, you’ve really gotta-
Jonah: LA LA LA DON’T GIVE A SHIT.
I guess Edwin decided his revenge would be cockblocking.
Edwin: Good night, sweet sister.
Really creepy cockblocking.
Edwin: I shall watch over you all night.
Roxie: SNORRRRRE.
It didn’t work.
Edwin: It’s not that I don’t like you, you just set off all my warning sirens.
Jonah: Rude.
A+ all round!
A little sibling football.
Cockblocking again? Why don’t you use your own room?
Edwin: It’s busy.
Roxie: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Edwin: Fada soola gor!
Jonah: Fada soola SHUT UP.
Edwin: We can play football though?
Jonah: Sure!
Jonah: THINK FAST, NERD!
Roxie: I’m so smart, go me.
She’s feeling so smart, she decides to try her hand at making robots.
Roxie: Robots were boring, decided to do something better with my hands.
Roxie: Which is your cue to leave.
Cheerleader: But but but... balls.
Cheerleader: You guys are done, right?
Cheerleader:
Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!
Jonah: DO YOU MIND!?
Cheerleader: Lol no.
Cheerleader: WOO TERM PAPER!
That’s disgusting.
Jonah: Eh, I’ve had worse in my mouth.
I like family dinners.
Robot repairs.
Roxie playing drums in her underoos.
Roxie wanted a music player, so I let her go and buy one.
Roxie: -And it was THIS big!
Edwin: Please can we move the bathroom door some place else? Anywhere else?
A first kiss soon soothes the mental scarring.
Jonah: She’s NAKED!
Roxie: And aiiiiiiieiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiii will always love yooooooooooooooo...
A+ all round again!
I feel like impaling Roxie to kill the roaches is a slightly extreme reaction.
Roxie: Candy counts as groceries, right?
YES.
Jonah: And stretch, two three four...
Edwin: Ew, snow.
Edwin: Ew, roaches.
Skillz.
But not the skills she needs, so it’s back out to the student union to play chess against random teenagers.
Jonah: Help, I’m stinky. *gorilla impression*
Oh, I was tired of roaches, so I tried fencing the bin in on three sides to see if that would stop people kicking it over.
Marla: It doesn’t.
Excuse me, what the fuck did they do to you to deserve bin kicking?
Marla: Me? Kick bins? I would never! I’m the nicest possible person!
I literally just watched you do it.
Roxie: You’re damn lucky I don’t have enough influence points to make you clean, but if you do it again, I will break your fingers.
Oh, Jonah wants to fuck more people and befriend his professor, so why not screw two birds with one woohoo?
Jonah: Hello professor, you’re looking very sexy today. Now please leave, Roxie’s due home in ten minutes.
Roxie: Hi professor! Do you wanna build a snowman?
Professor: NO I DO NOT.
And the semester ends with a few grades slipping. Oh well, at least everybody passed!
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