The Shifting Paradymes
According to their bio, they decided to form a band because they all love music so much. Their bio is a liar.
Ladies, please! I haven’t even started makeovers yet!
That’s a no from me.
Jasmine moves on very quickly though and gives Guy a call.
Jasmine: Wanna lose our virginity?
Guy: Oh, I don’t know if I’m ready for that.
Jasmine: This is not what I wanted to put in my mouth tonight.
Guess who doesn’t own a fire alarm! Thankfully I managed to get her to call the fire brigade before there was too much damage done.
Ophelia: Our planet’s use of oil is unsustainable.
Gunnar: I wanna rub some on your body though.
Ophelia: What?
Gunnar: What?
Enjoy this rooftop band scene! There’s only one member of the band in it!
Jasmine and Zoe are playing football instead.
Sport isn’t either of their OTH’s, by the way. It’s tinkering, which I won’t find out for three semesters.
Caption this challenge, because I can’t think of anything.
Zoe: Besties!
*slams a glass into her eyes*
Zoe: *splat*
Zoe: +1000
Then I sent her and Jasmine to the student union for a couple of hours.
Terrible place to start a fight, you two.
Cheerleader: But a perfect place to throw a cow off a roof.
Jasmine: Uh huh, yeah-
Cheerleader: DEATH TO THE COWS!
Llama: Pretty lady.
Jasmine: Sorry, excuse me a sec, I gotta ditch my cheer squad.
Cheerleader: I’ll ditch him for you. Or at least his head.
Frances: KILL HIM.
WOW, she actually did as well!
Llama: Let’s see how YOU like it.
Eh, the cheerleader’s win was more dramatic.
OK, it’s getting boring now.
Now this is interesting!
It’s a little late to invite her over now though, so Gunnar spends the rest of his evening playing guitar on the roof.
A+’s all round!
Jasmine needs mechanical skills this semester and they didn’t own a bookcase, so instead of just buying one, I thought it would be more fun to send her out to the library.
Jasmine: You were wrong.
Meanwhile, Gunnar needs about a million logic points. But he doesn’t actually want to skill, so I sent him to the plaza and made him stand near the chessboard until he finally started skilling on his own.
Gunnar: On my own, got it?
You sure you don’t wanna play any more?
Gunnar: I’m sure.
Llama: I hate you and your stupid nightgown. Get lost.
Jasmine: I live here!
Gunnar: Why hellooo professor. Excuse my state of undress haha, let me hold you to my strong and manly chest.
Mailman: Do I have to be here for this?
If I do, then you do.
Zoe has decided not to be there. Plus she needs mechanical skills too.
Zoe: Do you think Stella’s gonna be a pollinator when she graduates?
Stella: I HEARD THAT.
I never knew Sims could autonomously read the magazines.
Back home, the girls wanted to throw a party, and as you can see, it’s off to a great start.
Frances: I’m flattered, honestly, but my fiance is standing right there.
Blossom: How about me?
Frances: No.
Dunno what happened to these two to make them fall out of crush. Maybe one of them tried to snog Frances too.
DJ: Mind if I-
Aldric: I mind A LOT.
Everyone: Why is a teacher here?
Ophelia: Ow, what the fuck!?
Gunnar: Oh, speaking of fucks-
Ophelia: NO.
Professor Taina: Ah, now don’t you look pretty in your nightie, dear.
Jasmine: Aww, thank you! I mean, it’s inappropriate, but thank you.
Anyway, I forgot to screencap the final score (I don’t think there was even a pop up), but the party was a total dud, probably because of all the raging sexual harassment.
Unfortunately, as he has a grilled cheese secondary, Gunnar has no intention of ever cooking the new meals he’s learned.
Just a nice, family dinner.
Coach: GET DOWN AND STRETCH!
Leave her alone, she’s writing her term paper.
Gunnar has decided to use another method to raise his grades.
Johnny: If I keep my eyes closed for long enough, they’ll go away before I’m completely scarred for life.
Unfortunately I have to stay and watch this.
Professor Taina: I’m having second thoughts.
Oh thank God.
Jasmine writing her term paper.
Zoe: Time to get smashed!
Great idea! I’m gonna go pour myself a G&T.
And not a moment too soon.
Gunnar: Still having second thoughts?
Professor Taina: I only have a single thought now.
Professor Taina: Bone down!
Gunnar: A C+? Is that it!?
Yeah, turns out you still need to skill and unlock the performance metre for all that sexxxing to count.
Gunnar: What a con! What a swindle! Whatever shall I do!?
Study?
Haha, nope! Instead I brought a crystal ball and let him flirt with Roxie Sharpe.
Gunnar: Let’s take this some place more romantic.
Looking at that toilet, literally anywhere else would be an improvement.
Oops lol.
One quick cure later!
Roxie: Mmm, he’s dreamy.
He screwed his teacher in that bed.
Roxie: Don’t care.
Well in that case, have fun sending my post into content violation again! Hopefully this time they’ll at least give me a chance to appeal it.
Any number of places they could hang out and they’ve decided to do it on opposite sides of the bed.
I got tired of sending them out to the Plaza every time they rolled a want to skill (plus I was worried the want would roll away when they arrived and I have other things I want to lock) so I decided if they roll a want to skill and there isn’t an object that does it, I will buy one.
tl;dr: I brought them a telescope.
Gunnar: So about grilled cheese-
Roxie: LA LA LA LA LA CAN’T HEAR YOU.
Gunnar: I cannot believe I let a cheese-hater like you anywhere near my penis.
Day drinking?
Jasmine: What else am I gonna do?
Your term paper?
Jasmine: I have a better idea.
Jasmine: Guy! Wanna bang?
Jasmine and Guy: SLURP.
Jasmine: I can show you the world.
Guy: ...
Jasmine: Or you could just lie back and think of England.
Guy: So long as I don’t have to think about Brexit.
Trust me, we’re all trying not to think of that shitshow.
Gunnar: Remember when she kept trying to kiss Frances? And he’s engaged to Mickey?
Jasmine: HAHAHAHA.
Jasmine: Ruined our party, that did.
Jamming your tongue down his throat isn’t making him any more interesting, sorry.
This helps a little though.
Jasmine: OMG Guy protect me.
Guy: *gallantly stands in front of her totally on purpose honest*
We haven’t seen a lot of Zoe recently and that’s because I put the bubble blower on the balcony next to the telescope so she’s been huffing bubbles since sunrise.
So I sent them all out for a nice jog.
Gunnar’s still scraping through with the bare minimum, but Zoe and Jasmine make the Dean’s list.
I really need to put a karaoke machine on some more lots.
Lots with showers.
Jasmine: Keg stands!
BORING. You could do something with Guy. I mean, he’s right there.
Jasmine: What a wonderful idea. Guy! Would you be an angel and do something for me?
Excellent, now maybe the newspaper girl will start delivering papers again.
Zoe: Oil, yeah-
Coach: WARGLEBARGLE
Zoe: Ugh, excuse me, I gotta go do crunches.
You know that’s not your bed, right?
Jasmine: I need it.
Jasmine: Y’know, in case I need to convince Guy to clean the house again.
Guy: Is that the only reason you keep me around?
Jasmine: I’ll make it worth your while.
Guy: :D
Jasmine: Oh, and be a dear and make the bed afterwards.
Guy: Yes ma’am.
Gunnar: Mars is bright-
NO SHUT UP.
Gunnar: Fine, I’m gonna get high instead.
Turns out letting him spend the entire night outside was a bad idea oops lol.
Jasmine: I had sex.
Yes, we know. We watched.
I know I should hide the punch barrel until spring, but honestly, watching them thaw each other out with hairdryers is way more entertaining.
Gunnar: Grilled cheese?
Jasmine: I’m in favour.
Gunnar: +1000 or maybe 500, I can’t see around speech bubbles.
Zoe: I JUST WANT TO DRINK WITHOUT DYING!
You have a bar inside.
Zoe: I JUST WANT TO DRINK PUNCH WITHOUT DYING!
Guy’s looking a little frostbitten too, so Jasmine’s taken it upon herself to warm him up with her lips.
And other body parts.
Jasmine: Move.
Zoe: Moving.
On the one hand, you may die. On the other hand, you need logic points to pass.
Oh! Hello!
This is probably not a good idea.
Of course, I did absolutely nothing to stop them.
Finally got enough snow for the girls to have the snowball fight they’ve been wanting for three days.
Jasmine: I immediately regret this.
Back down to the student union for even more charisma skilling.
Jasmine: Look at this graph.
Tom: Fascinating. Tell me more.
Sing.
Jasmine: But I don’t want-
SING.
Jasmine: Ugh, fine.
Don’t you have anything to do?
Jasmine: No.
Probably a good thing it’s finals time then.
And it’s time to say goodbye to Gunnar. He wasn’t interested in throwing a party, so I just sent him back to the main hood.
Zoe and Jasmine both waved him goodbye.
And I moved him into a tiny apartment in Strangetown. All the Bella clones showed up to welcome him. Hi Bella! Hi Bella!
ALL the Bella clones. Hi Bella! Hi Bella! Hi Bella!!!
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