Glee!fic: Escapology For Dummies

[rainjoyswriting]

*emerges like a ninja in a cloud of twinkly purple smoke*

Escapology For Dummies from the Klainetana cycle. I wanted to get it finished before season three started and technically I succeeded! More in this arc will depend on how canon pans out season three, but I would like to write one more for the summer between seasons <3

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[rainjoyswriting]

I apologise for my overblown love stories ;) But I don't think it can be disappointing if it's real, so there is that to hold on for!

Just watched the episode, I'm having feelings too, feelings are amazing ;_; Thank you for reading it honey, I'm glad you liked it!

[furyme]

You know, every time I come across someone saying I don’t like Blaintana/Klaintana friendship, I always quietly think to myself about this verse and feel a little sorry for them. That said, I’m going to do a tiny little bit of a play-by-play here.

"Please may I have my foot back." - oh Blaine, sweetie, it’s adorable when you try to use manners to sway Santana. One day it might actually work and I will most likely die from the adorable and happiness and rainbows it unleashes.

"She's a dead French Rachel." - okay. Stop right now. Your words are going to stick with me forever. 0___0

She doesn't grope him while he does it - is it extremely silly of me to feel the urge to shout at this moment, and none of the others, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? Ahem

[rainjoyswriting]

I am always SO SURPRISED where I find corners of this fandom where people hate things. I mean, Glee is about *loving* people. Okay, I want to set fire to Will, but that's a side matter. I found some people hating Blaine this morning and I was just like, What, that's like hating rainbows, how does that even work. Weir-does.

I did really enjoy writing that foot exchange, just imaginging Blaine's perspective: 'May I' has not worked, does not compute, next action?? *ping* '*Please* may I-?' And Kurt just being, Stop touching my boyfriend or I will end you. I think Kurt takes the 'my' part of 'my boyfriend' very literally ;)

I hope your day worked out okay honey, I'm glad if this brought some sunshine =) I do read a fair bit of fic, but I think in this fandom I probably write more than I read - for one thing I'm bunnied to the eyeballs and it's just a *time* thing, and for another I tend to read more for fandoms I don't feel I can write for, like Sherlock. I do love some writers in this fandom though, there is a lot of *so funny* out

[furyme]

Though I understand (strong) different opinions on ships, that generally is my reaction too. It's not like the people the show represents don't understand the feeling of being hated on, and how absolutely shitty that is; why would you then turn around and consciously dole it out yourself? (Will is a special thing. He gets his own box).

Oh god. Too many sentences in that had glee throwbacks. I'm far too gone to care, haha.

I for one will try to never question the adorableness that is Kurt and Blaine. It will break me XD

[rainjoyswriting]

Having seen the episode, they NEED TO BE CANON now, oh my god. Thanks for reading honey, hope the baby liked it too! ^^

[oatmeal_cookie]

She sees how Kurt and Blaine increase the scale of things for each other, make their dreams seem accessible because they've made the world bigger and now it can accommodate more.

Oh. <3_____<3

Santana is so great. I swear she is my favorite forever, in all her prickly, sweet glory. And seeing the boys through her eyes is just - it's so wonderful, the way you write them, settled and sure and indescribably happy. I love that they're extra clingy here and they're letting Santana see it, their little side conversations about Teenage Dream and their flailing over Edith Piaf, lollllll they are even more my favorites forever, if that makes any sense.

I swear I could roll around in your writing forever. Your characterizations are always so rich, and your dialogue so spot-on.

[rainjoyswriting]

Have seen the episode now. Santanaaaaaa ;_; So I'll be spending my afternoon making a Will voodoo doll and rewinding to the bits with our boys, forever <3

I'm really glad you liked it, honey =) They are *so* much fun to write together, and I want so badly for all three of them to be happy, so yeah, we get this. Until we get this in canon, I will fight for it in my own head every day ^^ Thank you for reading it!

[oatmeal_cookie]

Will/shark is my second OTP, and rightly so, I think. I'm worried for Santana this year, but girl bounces back really well and really quickly, so I know she'll be okay. And if she finds her way right along the boys, it would be awesome icing on the season 3 cake, it really will. I refuse to believe that her gorgeous grin while dancing with Blaine in the courtyard was just about her scheming - she totally had fun with Blaine's ridiculousness, no one will convince me otherwise. <3

(omgggggg weren't Kurt and Blaine just completely AMAZING in the premiere????? They're so much more settled and even more old-married-couple-y, they had a really great summer, methinks. ;) Love.)

[rainjoyswriting]

I had SUCH HOPES I would stop hating Will in season three. There they go! Because oh my god you are a shitty person and a shitty teacher, Will Schuester, I hope ants eat you in your sleep.

The boys though were *magic* and I love how comfortable they are, and how they've obviously had this completely epic summer spending so much time together that they just don't really know how to do 'apart' anymore, and they are just so so so lovely and I was so so so happy and guh ;_; And Kurt is obviously already embarrassed about his glee club in front of Blaine, or at least embarrassed about his glee club *teacher* in front of Blaine.

Probably my favourite part of the entire episode is when Kurt announces his candidacy and sits down, and Blaine rubs his arm with this adorably proud/smug little smile at the room, like, This is my boyfriend isn't he awesome isn't he so AWESOME he's my boyfriend <3 and it just, god, they are ridiculous. I love them <3

[flaming_muse]

I LOVE this verse. I love how you write these three. I love all of the little moments and details that make them feel so real.

Good luck staying unspoiled! It's tough here in the US, so I can only imagine how hard it is when you're seeing it a few days behind.

[rainjoyswriting]

I've kind of resigned myself to little spoilers, but I had *both* the kiss *and* the 'I love you' ruined for me last season (by ICONS) so this year I'm being strict with the internet and casting gypsy curses on people who spoil me. Drastic times call for drastic measures ;)

But I'm glad you liked the fic! I'm just happy to make them happy ^^ Thank you for reading it, honey!