"You have gingerbeard. You soul is escaping through your chin." -Some random guy at the BBQ today

From me, in fact!

"Time out: is that a jackalope?"

Make of that what you will.

I am ashamed to admit that this quote is from me:

"I've forgotten the name of the fourth Power Ranger. I mean Teletubby. They both have brightly colored costumes, don't judge me!"

"It's like sinking into jelly, only the jelly will eat you." -Dr. R, Anthro of War professor

"You sound like Chewbacca having an orgasm." -One of my co-workers

"We have a perfect fairy tale cast here. Plus a zebra!" -Me

Happy Halloween, all!

A co-worker: "It smells like a fairy exploded on this table."
Another one: "We had fairy-explosion craft time!"

Some random guy: "Come join the cannibal club! Free, delicious human flesh!"

That's right, people! Twice in one week!

"It's a ghost spoon. It has a spooky face and is invisible." -One of my co-workers

Eventually, we all get so tired that everything is funny. Though I'm pretty sure I would always find this funny.

Our presenter: "For instance, I hate rice. I'm biased against rice."
Random RA: "She's a riceist!"

So ... we were watching Prince Caspian. Very late at night. You probably don't want to know more.

"The tentacle monster laughs at your puny catapult!" -C.

Me: You see, that's the sort of important anthropological question they don't answer in my classes! What kind of underpants did they wear in Jesus's time ( Read more... )