I Saw Reno Kissing (Mrs.) Santa Claus

[tasercopter]

Characters: Reno's bar, kissing characters, and possibly YOU
Date: During the mistletoe event
Summary: Reno thought it would be funny to trick people in her bar into standing under mistletoe, by hiding it in various places.
Warnings: None yet.

[OOC Note: All characters are welcome to visit the bar and start their own threads! Reno need not be

Comments

Open to anyone -- ESPECIALLY PALMTOP KITTIES; also, backdated

[branded_twin]

[ After having spent several minutes inspecting the strange, alien plant (after all, why would a girl from early eighties Japan know of weird Western Christmas customs?) hanging near the door to the bar (no, she is not drinking--she has simply been investigating the gardens and got cold, what with it being winter and all; the bar was the nearest building), she grows exasperated and simply stands there idly. She could not get the berries to fall from this one, just like all the others.

But, just because she is no longer poking, prodding, or staring at it, does not mean she has given up; no, she is still standing near it, simply taking a break.

Due to it being next to an entrance and her giving no clues that it is there, it would be very, very easy for someone to get stuck beneath it with her--as simple as, say, walking through the doorway. Just keep an eye open and not run into her, okay? ]

I can't let Haruhi figure this out and win, but how does this work?

MEOW

[tsuntiger]

[Taiga only ends up in the bar because she's prone to wandering and getting lost, and at the very least she could maybe grab an ever so dignified soda from the bar... right? And even though she keeps her eyes open and is aware of Mion, she trips over the doorframe and lands with her face

right

in

Mion's

boobs.]

MOO

[branded_twin]

[ If Mion had something resembling shame, she may be shocked, embarrassed, or angry at the shorter girl face-deep in her bosom. She simply blinks. ]

Hey, I know you had a soft landing, but are you okay?

[tsuntiger]

[Cue endless flailing as Taiga tries to place some semblance of distance between her and Mion. There may be some boob envy going on....]

I-I-I'm fine!

[branded_twin]

[ Though envy of these are wholly justified, Mion doesn't pick up on it. Totally clueless why Taiga is stuttering frantically. ]

Oh, good. I was--Hey! You're that chihuahua girl. How're you doing?

[tsuntiger]

I'm not the chihuahua!

[But she calms down--might as well drop the dog issue because she really wants to stop thinking about Ami.]

Tch, good enough... This place is dumb.

[branded_twin]

Can't argue with that, but at least it's tolerable, uh...

--Hey, I never got your name.

[tsuntiger]

Oh, uh... Taiga.

[Don't bring up tigers don't bring up tigers...]

[branded_twin]

...Huh. Nice name.

[ She has a bit more foresight than Keiichi, so she catches herself from saying something about tigers. C'mon, obviously a girl with a name like that gets that response all the time! ]

Name's Mion. Sonozaki Mion. Nice t'meetcha.

[ She goes right ahead and gives Taiga a FIRM MANLY HANDSHAKE. ]

[tsuntiger]

[Don't bring up--no...... tigers....... Mion is quickly becoming remotely tolerable. The FIRM MANLY HANDSHAKE catches her off guard, but it's met with an equally firm shake.]

Nice to meet you. You don't seem like much of a wimp!

[branded_twin]

Of course not! This Old Man's no wimp. What about you, huh?

[tsuntiger]

Ha! Even less of one than you are.

[And three times as conceited...]

[branded_twin]

[ Mion laughs. ]

Be careful or I'll take that as a challenge.

[tsuntiger]

And is that a bad thing?

[branded_twin]

Oho! I can sense your fighting spirit! But before you stands the President of the Hinamizawa Games Club, the unparalleled master of challenges!

[tsuntiger]

Let's test that title out, shall we? See who can drink the most.

[Non-alcoholic, as far as Taiga's concerned.]