I LOVE YOU STEPHEN! CALL ME!

[pyratelady]

I have a new boyfriend. Perhaps you've heard of him, his name is Stephen Colbert and he has this little show on cable called The Colbert Report.

I performed at the Downtown Holiday Market in D.C. this afternoon. Before I went on, mistressfetch told me that she heard that Stephen Colbert was in town. We excitedly talked about how cool it would be if we

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[cruelhazel]

If I were you, I would have just peed myself right then and there.
STEPHEN COLBERT ACKNOWLEDGED YOU. That makes you way cooler than I will EVER be.
EVAR.
He's so adorable! And I know adorable! I worked with Cercamon, after all. ;-D

[pyratelady]

God, you are so right. I used to think he was merely funny, but when I saw the clip of him cracking up while trying to get through a story about the British Royal family, I realized that he is, in fact, quite adorable and he has a very pretty smile.

[cruelhazel]

And have you seen him with glasses off? *swoon*
And there's the power aspect. Power is sexy, we all know it.
And that man almost had a bridge named after him in Hungary and he CONTROLS the world of Wikipedia.
DO WANT.

[isabelladangelo]

mistressfetch, her friend whose name escapes me

It was me. :-)

[pyratelady]

Noted! Thanks!

[an_idle_fellow]

Unless they thought it was funny. *cough*

Some people drift through life thinking that pretty much everything that's not actively tragic is just hysterical. Often, those people will have their little jokes even if no one in the world recognizes the more deeply humorous parts of said jokes.

[pyratelady]

What I mean is, if said person(s) got a laugh out of the irony of me snarking off about the unknown-to-me contents of the envelope, then it's all good!

That was a long sentence.

[an_idle_fellow]

Right. That laugh, I expect, was had. In addition to others.

[thatwasjen]

I so admire your composure.

[pyratelady]

I so admire your saracasm. :D

[pyratelady]

But I was A GIANT GOOBER! THERE WERE WITNESSES!

Oh, well. Sarcasm is kind of the default with my friends. (I'm looking at YOU, thatliardiego.) Hopefully, no harm no foul.

Your father and I approve of this young man.

[sweetpea86]

OF COURSE HE LIKES YOU!! OMG!! HE TOLD ME HE WAS LIKE GOING TO LIKE ASK YOU OUT AND STUFF IF HE CAN GET HIS DAD'S CAR THIS WEEKEND!!!!