100 Things About me That you Probably Didn't Want to Know

[pyesetz]

Pharyngula linked to Bobbie Jean Pentecost's snarky "50 Reasons Why I Reject Evolution".  Her previous post was "100 Things You Probably Didn't Want to Know", reproduced here with answers replaced:

1. How old will you be in five years?  I will be eligible for membership in AARP (which, despite its name, also accepts Canadians and Mexicans).
2. Who did

Comments

[loganberrybunny]

Some of those are straight answers to straight questions. I'm not sure that's allowed! But while you're in the mood, why only 98 questions?

Coke®™℠⁂!

The Collins series of foreign-language dictionaries uses the symbol ⁂ to mark offensive words and phrases...

[pyesetz]

#88 and #96 were missing.

⁂ to mark offensive words and phrases...

Yes, and ☢☣☠ are also signs for "offensive" things, in their own ways.

straight answers to straight questions. I'm not sure that's allowed

These failures to continue the second-order pattern "snarky answers to questions" are unexpected, and thus they are continuations of the third-order pattern "questions with unexpected responses".

[dakhun]

25, 50, 88, and 96 don't count as questions, and 36/37 are printed on top of each other due to most curious consequences of an example of incorrect html tag usage. So there are still only 95 questions. Should we consider ourselves to have been lied to?

[pyesetz]

25, 50, 88, and 96 don't count as questions
Ms. Pentecost detected the problems with #25 and #50.  I claim that the problem with #25 was repaired by my addition of an italicized question.

36/37 are printed on top of each other due to most curious consequences of an example of incorrect html tag
Indeed, most curious.  Amazing what one can fail to see after endless rereadings of the same monotonous list.

Should we consider ourselves to have been lied to?
I am not sure.  After loganberrybunny pointed out the (obvious in retrospect) missing #88 and #96, I considered editing the "(yes, there really are 100 of these")" text in the

[stuffedwithfluf]

You got two wrong!

#67 - take a look at your left hand

#97 - You attended my brother's wedding and my father's memorial service, both of which took place inside churches.